Got moo?

[tankofmoods]

[Whether you're training your Pokemon or relaxing by the CMA, you had better stop whatever it is you're doing. And hopefully get out of the way, unless you want to be smashed into a puddle of flatness-- hey, no one is here to judge your masochistic tendencies! But otherwise, do the smart thing and step aside.

Because there is a Miltank big ball of

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[cest_morty]

[This is Morty. This is Morty, who's spend enough time living just north of Goldenrod to recognize that attack.

This is also Morty, who's been in enough cave-ins in a certain burned-out ruin to not panic in the face of imminent flatness. And this is Gengar, who will be floating right in Miltank's path making silly faces because fuck y'all Normal types.]

[tankofmoods]

[Well, fuck y'all Ghost-types, too. This is a Miltank using a Rock-type attack, which you are not immune to. Because Pokemon world makes sense like that.

In any case, Miltank doesn't seem too interested in Gengar; she's aiming for the Gym leader instead. Better have a plan in mind, Morty, because this one is rolling out her way to you!]

[cest_morty]

[Yeah, Morty completely forgot that Rollout isn't actually a Normal-type attack. And hadn't realized she could steer that well when she was already rolling. So now he's kind of in trouble - this is where super ninja skills would be helpful, but he can't exactly jump over the attack or something like that, so he's going to be running now. Possibly in circles.]

[tankofmoods]

[Hey, this is a Roll Out expert Miltank, man; she's had years of practice with flattening poor unfortunate souls at will. Eventually, it will get harder to steer around, especially during the final rounds of the attack.

But right now? She's still pretty much still going on her third turn. You better be prepared to handle the running in circles a while longer, Morty.

[cest_morty]

[Well, you know what they say:

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Considering Morty expects to be running a while, he's probably going to ignore that back part, but running in circles he can do. Or possibly in zigzags. If all else fails, maybe he'll make her dizzy.

Gengar, by the way, is still standing there laughing. Yes, he finds it equally funny to laugh at Morty's problems, too.]

[tankofmoods]

[Gengar is such a bro, man.

But anyway, give her some time and eventually all turns of her Roll Out attack will run out, resulting in a very dizzy Miltank. Wobbling, wobbling, wobbling...]

Mooooo.... [CLEAR THE AREA OR SHE'LL FALL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU, MORTY.]

[cest_morty]

Oof!

[Yeah, he didn't get out of the way. And if Gengar wasn't mostly head as it was he'd be laughing his fool head off.]

[tankofmoods]

[... oh, well. At least Morty is cushioning her fall. Miltank approves of this.

... she might be getting a little too comfy, though. Brb rolling from one side to the other, back and forth~]

[cest_morty]

Aahg! Can you please not do that on top of me?

[He shoves at her as politely as possible, considering she weighs nearly as much as he does and has rather less surface area.]