he is absolutely this stupid, yes |D

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[Well, after the last baking fiasco, no self-preserving human being would ever consider letting Red go near an oven again. Or any other kitchen appliance.

Which is all well and good, of course, but aquaboss seems to have taken it one step further. In fact, he’s gone and childproofed Red’s entire house. And now Red can’t open or use anything until he

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[ Green certainly wasn't expecting to come across Red shouting on the beach. In fact, he was still getting used to seeing Red talk so much. ]

You looking for this "Archie" dude?

[wishtobebetter]

I can't think of any other reason as to why he'd do it.

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O-Oh. I think he just didn't want me to cook anymore...

[wishtobebetter]

...Then what's the point in locking everything?

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I couldn't get to the food. Or the dishes. Or the oven.

[wishtobebetter]

...Maybe you should stop trying to cook then.

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I'm getting better! Really!

[wishtobebetter]

How about next time you call me over to help? I'll make sure nothing blows up. [ Since Green is a pretty good cook himself after having to cook for both Gramps and Daisy. ]

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Okay! Maybe you can help me figure out the locks...

[wishtobebetter]

...Or I could break them for you! [ Why figure out locks when you can just snap them off? ]

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B-But he spent a lot of time on them...

[wishtobebetter]

I could see what I can do. [ Maybe he can pick the locks. ]

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Really? You'd help me? [HURRAY!]

[wishtobebetter]

I've got nothing better to do, anyway.

[ And he owes Red something, even if it isn't his Red. ]

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Thanks, Green!

[wishtobebetter]

No problem. Just make sure to keep away from the ovens afterwards...