he is absolutely this stupid, yes |D
[Well, after the last baking fiasco, no self-preserving human being would ever consider letting Red go near an oven again. Or any other kitchen appliance.
Which is all well and good, of course, but aquaboss seems to have taken it one step further. In fact, he’s gone and childproofed Red’s entire house. And now Red can’t open or use anything until he figures out the locks.]
Archie! Archie!
[Have an exasperated Red storming through the CMA, headed in the direction of the beach.]
What happened to my house? What the heck did you do!?
Which is all well and good, of course, but aquaboss seems to have taken it one step further. In fact, he’s gone and childproofed Red’s entire house. And now Red can’t open or use anything until he figures out the locks.]
Archie! Archie!
[Have an exasperated Red storming through the CMA, headed in the direction of the beach.]
What happened to my house? What the heck did you do!?