violently inept

[leaguechallenge]

[He’s got burn marks on his arms and face. His clothes are scorched. His gloves are in tatters.

No, Red hasn’t been fighting anyone. He isn’t in trouble.

Red has been baking.]

…Just what am I doing wrong…?

[That delicious plate of cookies he’s holding? Yeah, that’s definitely from the café. The ones Red made nearly burned his house down. Why is living alone so hard?!]