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[When the island bestows gifts upon its inhabitants, there's always reasonable cause for concern. Anyone whose spent a month or more here is well aware that the island is sentient, and moreover, a complete sadist. The gift it has granted the island today is a nice, unassuming outdoor café of sorts, offering delicious pastries and coffee (or hot

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[oceansbane]

[Maxie is normally content to avoid places like this; they're the sort to draw crowds, and he has better things to...do...than...

oh, what's this

this appears to be a lot of sugar

no seriously

so much sugar

kinda...want

He's never been one for coffee or pie, so that's right out; the cake looks nice, but there are pastries about, and are those...yes, those are donuts, and they look very chocolatish and very glazed...

He might be deliberating for a while, don't mind him.]

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[[OMG, BOSS!!

You don't mind if Mitch dutifully trots over to you, do you?]]

Sir! You have gotta try some of this stuff, it's great!

[[He maaaay have a ton of doughnuts in his arms.]]

[oceansbane]

[...Mitch, those are a lot of donuts - ]

Recommending those, are you?

[NOT WAITING FOR AN ANSWER that one is covered in icing brb taking]

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Of course! Only the best for you, sir!

[[just

taking one for himself, there]]

They are so good! And they make you feel real happy!

[oceansbane]

[...um

yeah about that

it might have been good to have told him that last part before...he...started consuming this thing - but oh well, he's feeling really forgiving toward you all of a sudden!]

Well, they are rather good, I'll grant you that~

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[[B-But they are happy doughnuts, sir! ;A: Isn't that good?]]

Heh, I thought you'd like them!

[[....omg

you look

really cuddle-able rn

...is that a word not it's not]]

[oceansbane]

[Mitch, you weren't around for that incident that involved him playing with a Skitty and rolling around in a field of flowers with various people he's going to try to kill one day - happy is not always good.

...but right now you are just the most endearing person and telling you that would be mean, and he doesn't...want to be mean to you right now for some reason...

what is his life]

You do tend to know what I like, after all.

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[[....no but he kind of wishes he was, holy shit sir]]

I do my best!

[[....oh fuck it you are totally getting a hug]]

1/oh dear lord here we go

[oceansbane]

Believe me, I know you do.

[what is that even supposed to mean, "you kind of wish you were"? believe me, you did not want to -

oh]

2/also fridge logic demands i ask where mitch's million donuts went

[oceansbane]

[Just...oh. Well, that's. That's new.

Mitch...what are you...]

3/they are now hugging while covered in donutstuff in my mind. also done

[oceansbane]

[...well, whatever it is you're doing, you don't have to stop anytime soon. You don't mind if he presses into that, do you? Of...of course you don't. Just. Leaning up against you and maybe returning that hug because this is nice...]

It'll make the hug extra sweet! 8D?

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[[.....omg

You are returning his hug boss this day is amazing

You don't mind if he kind of squeezes you, do you?

Not too hard! But just...!!

Hugging!!]]

Aren't the donuts good, sir?!

...oh fuck you for making me laugh that hard at a pun that bad

[oceansbane]

[You're...are you squeezing him?

Yes, yes, you are, oh man wat do]

Very.

[We're kind of covered in them, after all.

...but really, you're just kind of cuddling with him, wat do wat do and why does it feel so good -

...can he just...nuzzle into you a bit...]

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[[O-of course you can nuzzle into him

that

feels really nice, hee~]]

I knew...you'd like them....

[[One of the advantages of being taller than you is that it's easy to play with your hair!

So he will be doing so, ok! It's p-pretty]]

[oceansbane]

[Well, you can go ahead and do that, Mitch - he actually rather likes it when people do that, believe it or not, so that will just be getting...

Uh, well, more nuzzling actually.

...yaaaaaay]

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[[WE ARE HAVING AN AWESOME TIME TODAY \o/

So awesome in fact that he might just have to pick you up and hug you more, okay!!]]

You're the best boss ever, sir!