[When the island bestows gifts upon its inhabitants, there's always reasonable cause for concern. Anyone whose spent a month or more here is well aware that the island is sentient, and moreover, a complete sadist. The gift it has granted the island today is a nice, unassuming outdoor café of sorts, offering delicious pastries and coffee (or hot
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Try this, Red! It's an energy drink for people who need
GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY]
...This is awesome!!
[Good luck, island. And you thought he was annoying before]
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[So, uh. What have you been drinking, Red? Archie will just make sure not to touch that.]
You're gonna break someone's eardrums, kid.
[Hi, Red, miss him?]
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ARCHIE! ARCHIE TRY THIS DRINK, IT'S AMAZING!
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You're gonna make me go deaf, Red! [No, seriously, his hearing is pretty bad to begin with.] What the hell has got you so excited anyway? [It's... just a drink, Red. Calm down.]
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That's still no reason to scream 'bout it. [Seriously, you're going to start attracting looks soon, Red.]
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Uh huh... an' what was this drink you were goin' on about? [You didn't get into the coffee, did you?]
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You've been drinking this? [You're going to have a heart-attack, Red. You really are.]
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Yup! I've had five cans!
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[Just... this expression. There are no words.]
...Are you serious.
[Okay, maybe there are some words.]
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That's... probably not such a good idea. Do you even know what these things have in them? [Does Archie?]
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Well, you really shouldn't be drinkin' this many of 'em. [Red... you're starting to scare Archie over here. Is that even possible?]
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