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“The moment that kid turns 18,” thought Cilan, admiring the tasty, oblivious morsel of jailbait called Ash Ketchum from afar. “I will have his sperm for all three meals.”
“Oh God,” said Iris. “You’re going to jail.” For a moment, he frowned at her, but then she explained, “You said that out loud.”
Whoops. “Iris, I-”
“How can you even think that?!” she hissed. Ash, apparently the bravest of them, was standing across the room checking the windows for one they could escape the mansion through. “He’s...he’s such a little kid! That’s gross“I said I was going to wait until ( ... )
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“Oh hi Pikachu!” smiled Cilan. “I just thought I’d wait in Ash’s room until he got out of the--”
“Pika,” said Pikachu. “Pika chu pi pikachu pi Pikapi pika pika.” For some reason, Cilan got the distinct feeling that this meant, I know what you’re planning to do and if any problems arise because of this, I will shock you as hard as I possibly can because I consider Ash my responsibility.
He nodded.
“Pika-chu pi pikachu pika chu pika.” And if you ever hurt him, if you treat him as a casual fling, or if she ever finds out that he isn’t changing his underwear after each round with you, Delia will cut off your genitals and serve them as an appetizer.He nodded again. Pikachu moved aside. Cilan thanked him and went into Ash’s room, closed the door behind him, and exhaled. This wait would be a long one; unless Ash’s habits had changed from their years together he still took marathon showers ( ... )
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“You came here a day early on purpose, didn’t you.” They had spoken at the same time.
“Yes,” said Cilan.
“I think I sorta knew, or maybe I just...hoped.”
“Hoped?”
“I met a lot of people when I was traveling,” said Ash. “I’ve thought about them all, but...you’re the only one I haven’t been able to stop thinking about ( ... )
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“Are you gonna sleep here?” Ash asked hopefully. Cilan nodded. He had to help him between the sheets. They had been there a minute or so when Ash said, “Hey, wait, what about you?”
“I took care of myself before you came in, remember?” He smiled. “I’m fine. Happy birthday, Ash.”
“Thank you Cilan,” he slurred, his face smushed against the Connoisseur's chest. “That was the best present ever. Can we do it again tomorrow ( ... )
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“Hello, Iris,” he purred. “Guess where I am. Use your sixth sense.”
“It doesn’t work like tha-”
“I’m in Pallet Town!” he said. “Where we’ll all be to celebrate Ash’s birthday tomorrow! And guess what I just ate!”
“I told you, it doesn’t work like tha- waaaaaait a minute...ewww...EWWWWWW! CILAN I THOUGHT WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT! THAT’S GROSS!”
Rather than risk somebody hearing him, Cilan turned down the volume on his Xtranceiver. “Since we both remember, we apparently didn’t forget. I have won, Iris!”
“N-no you haven’t!” said Iris. “You said all three meals!”
“The bet was that I would have Ash before the morning of his eighteenth birthday.”
“Define had!” Iris insisted. “Before that, you said the moment he turned eighteen you would have his sperm for all three meals. That’s not even possible. You can’t have three meals in the moment somebody turns eighteen. But I know what you meant. Freak.Freak? For what, deriving pleasure from ( ... )
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Iris and Cilan making bets involving Ash’s ass, the hilarious quick summary of the Shadow Triad identity and redemption, the legendary incompatibility between ‘Ash Ketchum’ and ‘growing up’, Delia’s lines being full of double-entendre, Cilan/Ash, Cress/Chili, BREADROOM, Pikachu protecting its buddy, Shauntal as a famous porn writer, Cilan stuttering like his game counterpart, Cilan being his exuberant freak self… and the theatrical dimension given by exaggerations and Cilan being Cilan (and of the Evil Schemer type ( ... )
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I try to put my Cilan about halfway between the English and Japanese versions (which aren't really that different excluding the voice; he gradually gets wackier as the episodes goes on and we're just not far enough in the West to see it in my opinion) and use elements from both the game. The short, simple version is that regardless of how Cilan acts the rest of the time, if someone Cilan is attracted to shows attraction to him, for lack of a better word dominance, or asserts himself in that way, Cilan will revert what we see in the games. In my head, when he does this he sounds more like Jason Griffith. When he's being what I've seen called "Captain Crazy," he sounds more like Mamoru Miyano.
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...breadroom. XD
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Thanks.
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