Fourth Test: Cycle 2, Month 3, Day 20 -- cheesecake is a far off dream

[poison_dango]

[She gives the overhead black hole a glare, but doesn't focus on it. Again we continue with the theme of not sounding particularly pleased.Just when I thought this beach holiday couldn't get any more fun, we get black holes too. Great, wonderful, fan-fucking-tastic

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[serpentswrath]

Well, that's one way of putting it.

[poison_dango]

At least it's accurate.

[serpentswrath]

If a little sarcastic, but yes.

[poison_dango]

Well, sarcasm is one of my specialties, after all.

[kingnaesala]

I'm afraid that I am not useful with these 'electronics' either. They do not exist on my world.

[poison_dango]

We have electronics and stuff back home, to a certain extent, but nothing like this.

But trust me, if it exists, I've broken it, at least once. ...Mostly on accident.

[distantspring]

You're thinking of dango at a time like this...?

... I'll have to admit, I'd do anything for some ramen right about now.

[poison_dango]

Yeah, why not? I mean, if we're gonna have idle fantasies while we starve to death, might as well be about something good, right?

[distantspring]

I'm running out of food too-kamo...

Ramen would be so good!

Or mama's cooking... I miss mama-kamo.

We won't be here forever, right?

[poison_dango]

Ramen would be awesome. There's this one ramen place back home...

But no worries! We'll probably be eaten by the giant black hole before we starve to death.

[bit_impossible]

Dango, eh? I don't think I've had any in years--well, at least not of the genuine Japanese variety.

You know, I don't think that any damage to the ship would actually do it any harm. Never know, bash on the control panel long enough and it might jog something into place! [not that he hadn't tried that method already. several times.]

[poison_dango]

Good stuff, isn't it? We get off this heap of holes I'll find you some.

[She wrinkles her nose in amusement at this suggestion.] Nah, because someone might get the idea into their head that I broke it more, somehow. Though 'percussive maintenance' is the way I usually get my TV working when it breaks.

[bit_impossible]

Brilliant! [grins eagerly]

Ohhh, I'm an expert in percussive maintenance. Just about anyway. There's nothing a good whack from a mallet won't fix.

But why would you think someone would blame you for breaking it? Is it a habit of yours to perform such maintenance techniques on wayward electronic devices?

[poison_dango]

Yes?

Well, no, but things tend to break in my vicinity. I usually get other people to work electronics that aren't mine. That way it isn't technically my fault when it breaks.

Filter;

[fearlessflower]

Miss Anko.

Re: Filter;

[poison_dango]

Did you make a deal with Orochimaru?

Filter;

[fearlessflower]

Yes.

Re: Filter;

[poison_dango]

The specifics?