Williams-McGarrett Bachelor Party at The Catscratch Club [dated to late November]

[poison_lipstick]

To Saffron's way of thinking, it was a given that any good bachelor party would be held at a strip club. Something about saying goodbye to being single and hello to a lifetime with the same person really needed a send-off involving drinking and sexy people taking their clothes off set to music and possibly a pair or two of boobs in the groom's face

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[angriestman]

Back in Kentucky, if somebody had told him that this was how his life would turn out - Rachel pregnant, house almost finished, attending a big gay bachelor party - he'd have laughed. He finds himself oddly comfortable with the situation, though.

Things change, but not necessarily for the worst.

[angriestman]

Thinking about that for a split-second, he shakes his head. His hand skims down the length of her bare arm, his fingers threading with hers.

"We'll love whatever we get."

[sluttylyingliar]

"Okay," he says, squeezing his hand. "Besides, we already got the name. Jess either way. Plus kid's gonna have brown eyes and dark hair. The real question is who's personality it's getting saddled with."

[angriestman]

"Jess either way," he echoes, swaying in to press a kiss against her forehead. He pretends to consider that before he shrugs.

"Think it's doomed either way."

[sluttylyingliar]

"This kid is totally doomed," she agrees, scratching at his back. "How long before the Children's Office deems us unfit parents, huh? A week? I bet we make it two."

[angriestman]

"You're underestimating us," says Raylan, arching into the touch a little. "We're going to figure it out. Between us, we can figure anything out. Or die tryin'."

[sluttylyingliar]

"And then Danny will have to raise it for us and God only knows how that'd turn out," she snorts, running her nails up and through his hair. "Hey, so here's what I'm thinking. This thing is gonna wind down soon and this dress is very slutty for a pregnant girl. I think you should take me home and take advantage of it."

Rachel can't lie, it's a little weird having sex with proof of the baby right there but she's too horny for it to stop her.

[angriestman]

"I think that sounds like a perfect idea," he says, powerless, as always, in the face of her. She looks beautiful and there's no way he's going to turn that down.

[sluttylyingliar]

"Alright, come on then," she says, tugging on his hands. "I love you. Let's go home and do naked things to each other."

[haolehothead]

"Jesus, you look like a duck in a henhouse," Danny rambles, being a few too many to the wind and foisting another shot on Raylan. "Hey, here, drink. Drink! Nobody stays sober tonight except your lovely pregnant not-wife."

[angriestman]

"Rachel didn't even try to put eye-liner on me," says Raylan, smiling as he takes the drink and raises it to Danny's health. He'd managed to cling on to jeans and a t-shirt, though it had been Rachel's fingers that ruffled his hair. "Shows how well she knows me, I guess."

Not-wife. One of these days, that's going to sting too damn much.

[haolehothead]

"Yeah, but that just means she loves you more," Danny points out, seeing as he's not sure that him wearing eyeliner is anything but a private 'fuck you' for him deciding to get hitched so far into the pregnancy (though it's not like he had a planner or anything). "You look good, better than me. I won't lie. I'm tempted to get you drunk and steal your clothes for my dignity's sake."

[angriestman]

Raylan's eyebrow twitches and his mouth quirks into a smirk. He rolls one shoulder in a lazy shrug.

"You could try."

[haolehothead]

"I could sic Steve on you," Danny says, like that's a kind of good plan in any universe. "He's good at the ninja crap, but he's softened up like a goddamn kitten since he got here. No one believes the truth when I tell them, anymore."

[angriestman]

"You could try that too," says Raylan, flashing an easy grin. He's not worried. He's pretty sure that he can handle himself, even in the face of Steve.

"When are you guys getting hitched, anyhow?"

[haolehothead]

"Couple of weeks from now, but seeing as Steve has ITF, classes with finals, and I've got a bunch of stuff going on, having this before the stress kicks in was a good idea. I mean, so I thought," he admits with a grin, running his hand through the loose curls of his hair. "Besides, I only decided I wanted this a couple weeks back. Rachel's been good about kowtowing to my whims."