Oh, what a night....

[pohki]

So, tonight, Ocifer Pohki

Comments

[slawson01]

• Was bribed (unsucessfully, I should add);

Did you at least keep the money and then go bust some heads?

[airsucker]

Be careful with those raccoons! A bite gets you many syringes in the stomach. Don't corner them and don't ever pick them up. They can turn around in their skins.

[aphrael_childe]

Or with any luck the unruly critters will turn on the children. There's a thought for you: Have your own trained attack racoons. Don't make it obvious they are yours. That way you can't be blamed or charged with deadly use of a woodland creature.

[mckendricks]

Tried that. Didn't work out so well. They kept getting into my trash and I had to put them down with a cap or two.

[dara_starscream]

Never a dull fucking moment.

Wow. Was there shoehorns and axle grease involved? I'm getting visions of the twenty-people-in-a-phonebooth gag.

What was the bribe? Ten bucks and five free pizzas?

(hits you with The Rubber Mallet Of Zzzs) Sleep! I command thee to sleep!
-BJ

[mckendricks]

Busy nights eh? Bribery and chaos with a bit of Mayhem tossed in. 111 people huh? Sort reminds me of the time I crammed 14 people into my Mercury Zephyr. Wow was that cramped. Bribery works best when you can take and then come back later and then bust them anyways.