When I first watched this show I knew there was I reason I hated him, and yet I couldn't put my finger on why. And yesterday by a stroke of genius I realized why; Ashley Parker Angel is a huge pussy. He is so pussy that his wife/groupie must be a lesbian.Seriously watching his show is like watching a day in the life of my vagina. Except my vagina's ( Read more... )

It's the morning and I just got through doing some workout by a lady named Denise Austin. Whew, those fitness people are hyper. She's all "SQUEEZE THOSE BUNS!!! SQUEEZE THEM, IF YOU DON'T SQUEEZE THEM NOBODY ELSE WILL!!!" Give us a break lady it's 6:00 in the morning. She goes on to say " what would happen if I were more than just your personal ( Read more... )