BAD MOVIE WEEKEND: Shark Edition! Part 1

[pocky_slash]

Hello, internet! It's that time--Bad Movie Weekend has once again graced Cardigan Central.

We downloaded Sharktopus a few weeks ago to gear up, and when I was in NJ last weekend, I caught the last five minutes of Deep Blue Sea. mcwonthelottery encouraged me to DL it so we could have a shark movie weekend! We added MegaShark vs. Giant Octopus and also Hatchet,

Comments

[incandescent]

Oh my god, you. That sounds like SO MUCH FUN. I'm literally laughing aloud. :D :D :D

[pocky_slash]

SO ARE WE. STILL. Bad Movie Weekend is a regular occurrence here at Cardigan Central XD

[miss_elisa]

AHAHAHAHA! I love your bad movie re-tellings more than most things.

I also love bad shark movies more than most things. And when it comes to bad shark movies, there is very nearly nothing I love more than LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea. That movie, man. That movie.

[pocky_slash]

WHAT EVEN WAS THAT MOVIE? Oh man, when he started the shark!rap at the end I laughed SO HARD.

[nerdork]

I feel compelled to see Deep Blue Sea now, if only for LL Cool J and Bird.

[pocky_slash]

It is actually kind of hilarious, if you are drinking when you are watching it! And LL Cool J really is the only reason to watch.

[shadowvalkyrie]

They aren't likely to make me see these movies myself (I actually have emotional attachment to sharks and feel sad for them -- it's like a movie about murdering puppies), but are those ever hilarious reviews! ":-D

[pocky_slash]

Haha, yeah, Bad Movie Weekend needs to come with a warning stamp: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WATCH THESE MOVIES YOURSELF. WE ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS.

Man, I wish I could make money just reviewing bad movies all day XD

[suchthefangirl]

I have not laughed so hard since...since...well, since the last time you did your bad movie reviews! You so make me want to see these movies, except, you make me want to them with you guys, because if I saw them alone I would not appreciate them at all. I am squeamish about all horror type movies, and don't ever choose to go. But I would so watch one with you!

When you are watching and tweeting these movies, I read the tweets thinking I can't wait to read the actual reviews so I know what the hell your talking about. And then I do and it all makes sense, and I laugh and laugh. Thank you.

(I was so not sure, when reading the tweets, if LL Cool J was actually in the movie or not. Amazed to find out he really was. The image I have now of the TW characters plus LL running around getting eaten by sharks is so much funnier than the reality could possibly be.) (when I picture it, Gwen/Tosh looks like Tosh because her name comes last. If she was Tosh/Gwen I'd probably picture Gwen...)

[pocky_slash]

THE NEXT TIME YOU VISIT, WE'LL HAVE TO WATCH BAD MOVIES. Oh man. They bring so much joy to our lives. SO MUCH JOY.

Pretty much, even though we warn people that we're starting bad movie weekend, we get innundated with tweets of people being like, 'WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING?" Also, people seem to get confused and think that actualfax Barrowman is in every movie. PEOPLE HAVE NO READING COMPREHENSION SKILLS.

[suchthefangirl]

YES YES YES WE HAVE TO!!

I always know what you guys are talking about as far as having a Barrowman and other characters, and of course I know that you're watching a movie. You always tell us you're going to. The only thing that confuses me is what's going on in the movie that you are commenting on, but I always know that I will get that answered when you put the posts up. And then I laugh. A whole lot.

(And now I'm off to read the new one. Can. Not. Wait!)