Why don't we have a major movie deal in hollywood yet?

[pocky_slash]

(aka, More Tales From Cardigan Central)

Okay, so, I was reading fandomsecrets and I got to this one secret and just... stared. Like, squinted at the screen, trying to figure out how it was a secret:

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[mcwonthelottery]

I just want everyone to know that the screenshot Kait originally posted showed that she had FF.net open in a tab at the same time. And she should feel bad about this.

Also, how are we not already millionaires?

[pocky_slash]

I know, right? I mean, the rent we should be pulling in from the Harry Potter closet alone...

[momebie]

Ahahahahahaha. Why didn't they just man up and use some of that 'oh god oh god I'm going to die' emergency strength to climb across the cables till they were closer to the ground? I mean, when faced with fuck or die Barrowman style, isn't that what you'd do?

[unrequited_rain]

I think I should probably go to sleep because this has given me IDEAS for kinky!matt smith/matt bomer in which bomer gets spanked A LOT (among other things)

[mcwonthelottery]

What happens in the Harry Potter closet stays in the Harry Potter closet.

(Matt Smith is actually there to help Jeff Eastin deal with his overwhelming love for Bomer. He tells him everything will be all right, and occasionally they come up with crazy schemes to help Eastin win Bomer's affection.)

P.S. Kait and I are totally sane and normal. Seriously.

[unrequited_rain]

that is... pretty amazing, I'm not gonna lie :D

psh, being sane is overrated. come join me in the magical land of sweet sugary goodness :D