Comments | pocky_slash: "To be fair the list of people that Kait doesn't think Jack Harkness has slept with is pretty short"

pocky_slash

"To be fair the list of people that Kait doesn't think Jack Harkness has slept with is pretty short"

Jan 12, 2010 21:12

(Or, Kait and Jen's Adventures on Twitter)

So, I spent pretty much all of yesterday crying or nearly crying. It's just kind of a bad time for me. I felt good after therapy and then I...came home.

Anyway.

harmonyangel is a pretty awesome friend, and she offered to take me out today, since I don't have a car. So she showed up around eleven and we decided to ( Read more... )

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second_batgirl January 13 2010, 02:27:41 UTC

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH.

Also, you still need to write me that fic. *greedy*

i only have this one jack icon, but i feel it is appropriate for all jack situations pocky_slash January 13 2010, 03:52:02 UTC

UGH I'M STARTING TO SERIOUSLY CONSIDER IT. JEN, PLZ TALK ME OUT OF THIS.

Re: i only have this one jack icon, but i feel it is appropriate for all jack situations second_batgirl January 13 2010, 03:53:23 UTC

YOU MEAN TALK YOU INTO THIS CLEARLY.

Re: i only have this one jack icon, but i feel it is appropriate for all jack situations harmonyangel January 13 2010, 04:51:46 UTC

WRITE IT

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mcwonthelottery January 13 2010, 02:37:01 UTC

Your quote tweets throughout the day are the only reason I didn't just leave work at lunch. HILARIOUS.

pocky_slash January 13 2010, 04:03:19 UTC

I AIM TO PLEASE. I'm just glad other people think we're as funny as we do. Because, seriously, there were some moments when I thought I was going to hurt myself laughing. They might have involved pumpkin fucking. (Also, Jack refering to his dick as a futuristic Italian pastry.)

rexluscus January 13 2010, 02:58:51 UTC

LOL. If Christian Bale and Zac Efron were in Torchwood season 4 AS THEMSELVES, I would totally watch it.

Also, I was like, "how can a coffee be cute?" and then I clicked on the picture and went, "oh. That IS cute."

pocky_slash January 13 2010, 04:05:04 UTC

ZAC EFRON WOULD BE THE BEST SIDEKICK FOR JACK EVER, Y/MFY? I mean, I love Ianto as much as the next person (possibly more), but after a couple of years of stoic, silent repression, Jack would totally love going tanning and shopping with Zac Efron, while Christian Bale stalked them silently, pretending to be Batman.

My coffee was adorable! And it tasted like a candybar!

rexluscus January 13 2010, 04:20:18 UTC

Jack would totally love going tanning and shopping with Zac Efron, while Christian Bale stalked them silently, pretending to be Batman.

I cannot stop laughing at this. SOMEBODY MAKE IT HAPPEN.

metonymy January 13 2010, 03:03:06 UTC

TIANA/NAVEEN IS MY NEWEST OTP. OMG. <33333333

pocky_slash January 13 2010, 04:05:19 UTC

OMG THEY ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT.

metonymy January 13 2010, 04:27:35 UTC

INORITE. There were parts of the movie that dragged, but I WANT FIC AND ART OF TIANA AND NAVEEN MAKING OUT AND BEING AWESOME FOREVER. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING.

queenriley January 13 2010, 03:05:28 UTC

"SPA-cesti"... and here I spent all night pronouncing it like space with sti at the end. So it was "space-stee", y'know, like a pasty. mmmmmpasty. But I don't want Jack's spacesti. That just... sounds gross. Ew.

Your hilarious twitter conversations have cheered me up a bit. :) Thank you. (and second_batgirl should totally write the logan/jack 5 things fic)

pocky_slash January 13 2010, 04:09:27 UTC

I'm glad that our hilarious Twitter conversations brought you some joy! I'm also glad that other people found them as hilarious as we did XD

Like really, the image of Jack standing with his hands on his hips and his cock hanging out, leering and saying something like, "Would you like to sample my spacesti?" will give me nightmares forever. And now that I have inflicted it on you, I will share the burden XD