Comments | pocky_slash: "To be fair the list of people that Kait doesn't think Jack Harkness has slept with is pretty short"

pocky_slash

"To be fair the list of people that Kait doesn't think Jack Harkness has slept with is pretty short"

Jan 12, 2010 21:12

(Or, Kait and Jen's Adventures on Twitter)

So, I spent pretty much all of yesterday crying or nearly crying. It's just kind of a bad time for me. I felt good after therapy and then I...came home.

Anyway.

harmonyangel is a pretty awesome friend, and she offered to take me out today, since I don't have a car. So she showed up around eleven and we decided to ( Read more... )

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neurotictealeaf January 13 2010, 03:58:09 UTC

The last thing the world needs is Jack Harkness going around referring to his dick as a futuristic Italian pastry!

*falls over*

To be fair, the list of people that Kait doesn't think Jack Harkness has slept with is pretty short.

IT ARE FACT.

How would that even work? Step one: Cut a hole in the pumpkin. Step two: put your dick in the pumpkin.

I kind of want a 'Fucking a [whatever] for Dummies' pamphlet series to exist. With diagrams.

I also want Torchwood 4 to be in LA. So, can they also meet up with NCIS II: Gayer and in California?

pocky_slash January 13 2010, 04:11:41 UTC

THEY WOULD TOTALLY MEET UP WITH THE GAY NCIS DUDES EVERY DAY. Well, every day when they weren't shopping. Or visiting Wales to check in on Gwen and Vanessa.

I am glad my insanity is a) spreading to people I know (aside from FDP, Jen hasn't even seen TW or DW!) and b) as hilarious to everyone else as it is to me.

Steve Rogers is wholesome and John Barrowman would fuck a pumpkin. That's really what it all boils down to, isn't it?

neurotictealeaf January 13 2010, 04:27:12 UTC

OKAY GOOD.

*g* There need to be t-shirts. About you spreading your insanity and us all being the better for it. But with a better slogan than that. That was a crap slogan.

Yep. Pretty much. All of life, boiled down to 'Steve Rogers is wholesome and John Barrowman would fuck a pumpkin' and 42.

neurotictealeaf January 13 2010, 04:44:40 UTC

This makes twice now that I've forgotten to add: my classes don't start until the 25th-ish, so if ever you require chauffeur service, just let me know.

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amand_r January 13 2010, 04:36:15 UTC

That there is some cute ass coffee.

pocky_slash January 13 2010, 05:12:54 UTC

Tragically, it is like, five towns over and also cost something like $5 a pop. WHAT EVEN? I mean, I know I have a skewd world view because I get my coffee products at 50% off, but that is a lot of money. Even if it did taste like a candybar.

amand_r January 13 2010, 05:17:50 UTC

Hrm, coffee that tastes like a candybar is definitely too costly to wear every day.

I'm bitter I only got 2 eggnog lattes this year.

harmonyangel January 13 2010, 04:51:27 UTC

I AM LAUGHING ALL OVER AGAIN.

Seriously, today was totally, totally awesome, and I fully encourage continued insane conversations about a fandom I don't actually know!

Torchwood: LA will be the best show of ALL TIME.

pocky_slash January 13 2010, 05:14:32 UTC

WE NEED TO START AN INTERNET PETITION. I WAS GOING TO MAKE A SAVEIANTOJONES JOKE, BUT YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY IN THIS FANDOM, YOU JUST PRETEND.

I would be all over Torchwood: LA. Also, sometimes Gwen and Vanessa (and Rhys, I guess) should visit Jack and Zac and Batman Christian Bale Batman, mostly so Gwen can run around on the beach in a bikini.

51stcenturyfox January 13 2010, 05:15:56 UTC

I would watch this show. A lot.

Someone I know might have done an Ianto manip with his head on Zac Efron's body.

pocky_slash January 13 2010, 05:35:05 UTC

No wonder Jack took to him so well.

"Oh, Zac, sometimes I look at you and only see him!"

"...that's because this is a picture of me with your exboyfriend's head taped on top."

"He's not my exboyfriend, he's my lateboyfriend. I'm still filled with manpain over his death."

"The only cure for manpain is tanning, Jack. We need to go back to the salon until you get this out of your system."

"Good thinking, Zac Efron! I'll go get the SUV. Christian Bale, you stay and watch the Hub--I mean, the gigantic beachfront penthouse bachelor pad."

"I am Batman!"

"Great, we'll see you later!"

suchthefangirl January 14 2010, 15:17:32 UTC

What an awesome day that sounds like! Your tweets cracked me up all day. It's cool to get the context.

Um, that X-man novel? Um, it might have been written by some good friends of ours. Not sure, because I'm a really bad friend in that I haven't read it yet, but I know that some friends of ours were writing an X-Man manga and that it came out not that long ago, so, by logical deduction...?

I have to admit that I kinda adore Zac and Christian and Barrowman so I would gladly see anything that all of them were in, but, sadly for my, I would probably enjoy it unironically, as well as ironically, cause I am weird.

If any of this gets written as fic, though, make sure I know, cause I would SO read it!

*hugs*

pocky_slash January 17 2010, 00:49:20 UTC

The X-Men manga IS the one written by your friend, because we got on the topic by gushing over the graphic novels she did of a particular series of books from our childhood, and I know I have gushed about that same series on this LJ and you have commented saying you know her.

If that makes any sense at all XD

Anyway, I doubt that actual fic of this will get written, but I will keep you in the loop XD

suchthefangirl January 17 2010, 01:47:10 UTC

I know EXACTLY what you are talking about, because she is a friend, and so are you, so it's easy to put the pieces together.

By the way, she wrote X-Men book with her husband (when we were on the road the girls first interview thingy that they did was with them, they are ever so cute and have the same birthday, and they got married while we were on the road, so we got to go to their wedding. Very cute, I tell you).

Yay for being in the loop!

(I hope car hunting is getting better, the looking is not so much fun, but the having can be awesome! *fingers crossed*)