"they're PINK flamingos if you know what I mean....... I mean that they're gay."

[pocky_slash]

OH MY GOD GUYS. Stephen just pulled out The God Machine on TCR. My family LOVES the God Machine. My mom used to leave me messages on my cellphone at school doing the God Machine noises. NOT EVEN KIDDING.

Speaking of my mom and phones:
Dad: ::gesturing towards the phone my mom just hung up:: Who's sick?
Mom: Bethy had surgery on her foot on Monday

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[kryptonwizard]

Whoa, wait the God Machine is a real thing? Whoa! What does it do??

[pocky_slash]

The God Machine is a random button thingy that they use for the This Week In God segments on The Daily Show. Stephen Colbert (and now, Sam Bee) would "summon" the God Machine and it would float up to him. Then he'd hit it and it would cycle through news stories about religion and whatever it landed on, Stephen would elaborate on. It was hilarious.

[kryptonwizard]

hahaha oooh!!! That's funny! I gotta find a clip of that on Youtube or something...