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Not My Fandom Fest!

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Torchwood pocky_slash October 14 2010, 23:42:03 UTC

A pack of inept sex-crazed maniacs attempt to fight aliens in Cardiff, fail repeatedly, and die often.

or:

Men in Black meets Buffy meets the X-Files, only everyone is bisexual and incompetent.

(via nancybrown, via someone else, too funny not to include XD)

NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 00:14:19 UTC

WARNING: For dubious consent and character death/resurrection.

"Oh Gwen. Don't worry. I'll bring Ianto back to life again."

She stares at Jack with the look, that same look that has speared him every time he has claimed that his dick is the one with magical, healing powers. Just like in fanfiction.

"Come on, aliens are real. Why can't you believe this?"

Gwen shakes her head horrified at the fact that Jack has just dropped poor Ianto's pants. "Either way, I'm not watching this."

Jack does what he does, what he always does. He calls the all clear for Gwen to turn around ( ... )

Re: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance is Should be Canon pocky_slash October 15 2010, 00:20:31 UTC

If Jack's dick wasn't in this fic, it would be the fic of my heart XD

BUT IT'S SO TRUE, ESPECIALLY WITH JACK'S DICK. A++++!

Re: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance is Should be Canon insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 00:22:57 UTC

I don't want to traumatize you, but everything I have learned about Torchwood I have learned from your journal. I have never watched even a single episode.

Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon lefaym October 15 2010, 00:52:41 UTC

THIS COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN IN CANON.

Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon nancybrown October 15 2010, 00:56:38 UTC

PLAUSIBLE. Especially the healing cock.

Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon paper_tzipporah October 15 2010, 01:21:42 UTC

AUGH NOOOOOOO! (in a good way!)

Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon 51stcenturyfox October 15 2010, 02:29:05 UTC

LOL BUNK SNUGGLES. ILU!

Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon alt_universe_me October 15 2010, 02:30:03 UTC

LOL, JACK'S MAGIC DICK. IT IS CANON, YES.

Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon wynkat1313 October 15 2010, 06:42:12 UTC

oh... my... gods... the HEALING COCK! yes! yes! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

lolololololololollllllllllllllll

Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon lizzledpink October 16 2010, 03:54:46 UTC

Torchwood allows for ANYTHING. EVEN JACK'S HEALING COCK. I actually have seen "Returning from death is an STD!" before...

Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon mornings October 16 2010, 11:28:12 UTC

THIS. :D

calembours October 15 2010, 08:48:19 UTC

If you step on a crack, you can break Jack's back over a park bench.

Sorry, James Marsters, but the dude never dies.

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Re: Everything I know about TW I learned from Kait pocky_slash October 15 2010, 14:38:04 UTC

sldkfjioawejflkKJALKSFJIOAWEF

DYING

DYING

DYING

YOU ARE THE BEST COUSIN. 100% THE BEST COUSIN. LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. OMFG.

(The best part is, this is 100% TW According to Kait. Everyone else in fandom is scratching their heads because they don't know why Jack isn't in it more and why Gwen isn't being slut-shamed.)

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