NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canoninsomniac_talesOctober 15 2010, 00:14:19 UTC
WARNING: For dubious consent and character death/resurrection.
"Oh Gwen. Don't worry. I'll bring Ianto back to life again."
She stares at Jack with the look, that same look that has speared him every time he has claimed that his dick is the one with magical, healing powers. Just like in fanfiction.
"Come on, aliens are real. Why can't you believe this?"
Gwen shakes her head horrified at the fact that Jack has just dropped poor Ianto's pants. "Either way, I'm not watching this."
Jack does what he does, what he always does. He calls the all clear for Gwen to turn around.
She is torn between horror and elation that her best friend had in fact been revived by Jack's magical, healing dick. Later, when they're alone and snuggled tight in her bunk because frankly Ianto can't sleep by himself tonight for all the Jack nightmare's he's going to have, Gwen squeezes him tight. "Do me a favor and don't ever die again?"
"Do me a favor and next time I do just let me go." Ianto's voice is a ghost of it's former self. He tries to play it off joking, but he's completely serious. He never wants to experience Harkness like that again.
Re: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance is Should be Canoninsomniac_talesOctober 15 2010, 00:22:57 UTC
I don't want to traumatize you, but everything I have learned about Torchwood I have learned from your journal. I have never watched even a single episode.
"Oh Gwen. Don't worry. I'll bring Ianto back to life again."
She stares at Jack with the look, that same look that has speared him every time he has claimed that his dick is the one with magical, healing powers. Just like in fanfiction.
"Come on, aliens are real. Why can't you believe this?"
Gwen shakes her head horrified at the fact that Jack has just dropped poor Ianto's pants. "Either way, I'm not watching this."
Jack does what he does, what he always does. He calls the all clear for Gwen to turn around.
She is torn between horror and elation that her best friend had in fact been revived by Jack's magical, healing dick. Later, when they're alone and snuggled tight in her bunk because frankly Ianto can't sleep by himself tonight for all the Jack nightmare's he's going to have, Gwen squeezes him tight. "Do me a favor and don't ever die again?"
"Do me a favor and next time I do just let me go." Ianto's voice is a ghost of it's former self. He tries to play it off joking, but he's completely serious. He never wants to experience Harkness like that again.
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BUT IT'S SO TRUE, ESPECIALLY WITH JACK'S DICK. A++++!
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lolololololololollllllllllllllll
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