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NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 00:14:19 UTC
WARNING: For dubious consent and character death/resurrection.

"Oh Gwen. Don't worry. I'll bring Ianto back to life again."

She stares at Jack with the look, that same look that has speared him every time he has claimed that his dick is the one with magical, healing powers. Just like in fanfiction.

"Come on, aliens are real. Why can't you believe this?"

Gwen shakes her head horrified at the fact that Jack has just dropped poor Ianto's pants. "Either way, I'm not watching this."

Jack does what he does, what he always does. He calls the all clear for Gwen to turn around.

She is torn between horror and elation that her best friend had in fact been revived by Jack's magical, healing dick. Later, when they're alone and snuggled tight in her bunk because frankly Ianto can't sleep by himself tonight for all the Jack nightmare's he's going to have, Gwen squeezes him tight. "Do me a favor and don't ever die again?"

"Do me a favor and next time I do just let me go." Ianto's voice is a ghost of it's former self. He tries to play it off joking, but he's completely serious. He never wants to experience Harkness like that again.

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Re: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance is Should be Canon pocky_slash October 15 2010, 00:20:31 UTC
If Jack's dick wasn't in this fic, it would be the fic of my heart XD

BUT IT'S SO TRUE, ESPECIALLY WITH JACK'S DICK. A++++!

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Re: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance is Should be Canon insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 00:22:57 UTC
I don't want to traumatize you, but everything I have learned about Torchwood I have learned from your journal. I have never watched even a single episode.

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Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon lefaym October 15 2010, 00:52:41 UTC
THIS COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN IN CANON.

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Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon nancybrown October 15 2010, 00:56:38 UTC
PLAUSIBLE. Especially the healing cock.

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Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon paper_tzipporah October 15 2010, 01:21:42 UTC
AUGH NOOOOOOO! (in a good way!)

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Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon 51stcenturyfox October 15 2010, 02:29:05 UTC
LOL BUNK SNUGGLES. ILU!

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Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon alt_universe_me October 15 2010, 02:30:03 UTC
LOL, JACK'S MAGIC DICK. IT IS CANON, YES.

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Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon wynkat1313 October 15 2010, 06:42:12 UTC
oh... my... gods... the HEALING COCK! yes! yes! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

lolololololololollllllllllllllll

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Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon lizzledpink October 16 2010, 03:54:46 UTC
Torchwood allows for ANYTHING. EVEN JACK'S HEALING COCK. I actually have seen "Returning from death is an STD!" before...

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Re: NSFW: It's a Real Fandom Trope, and in This Instance it Should be Canon mornings October 16 2010, 11:28:12 UTC
THIS. :D

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