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House pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:58:27 UTC

Crippled Doctor can't decide if he's Batman, Sherlock Holmes, or Nietzsche; solves medical mysteries to keep the crushing ennui at bay only to find that Victory Is Boring, so he takes drugs instead.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO lefaym October 15 2010, 01:42:51 UTC

"Could it be lupus?" asked Cameron.

"Narrow it down," said House. "You know that the subject was wearing a pink g-string when she came into the hospital, and pink dye causes anyone with lupus to break out into a rash. IT IS NEVER LUPUS, AND THE PATIENT IS LYING TO US ABOUT SOMETHING."

"Could she be lying about the scratch on her leg?" asked Chase.

"Hmm..." said House. "Scratch... rhymes with batch... CUPCAKES. OBVIOUSLY SHE IS HAVING AN ADVERSE REACTION TO CUPCAKES. Give her 500mg of Medicine, I'm going to visit Wilson."

House made his way to Wilson's office.

"My wife left me," said Wilson, his voice trembling. "You'd think after the fifteenth failed marriage, this would be easier."

House kissed him brutally. "It's about time," he said.

There was a knock on the door. It was Cuddy.

"House," she said, "there is a malpractice suit against you. But I'll have it hushed up if you agree to have my babies."

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO mcwonthelottery October 15 2010, 01:45:06 UTC

The great thing about House is that most of these things have happened in at least one episode.

A++ WOULD GIGGLE AT AGAIN.

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO pocky_slash October 15 2010, 01:45:41 UTC

Yep, this is pretty much exactly it XD

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 01:46:23 UTC

This is divine perfection of the highest order. :D

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO woldy October 15 2010, 01:48:41 UTC

Haha, spot on!

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO nancybrown October 15 2010, 02:01:09 UTC

I think this is exactly the plot of both episodes I saw of this! :)

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO alt_universe_me October 15 2010, 02:13:25 UTC

LOLLERSKATES. PERFECT.

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO soda_and_capes October 15 2010, 02:28:33 UTC

UM YES

<333333333333

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO bobthemole October 15 2010, 02:35:55 UTC

My friend has Lupus and never watches House, and even she knows that IT IS NEVER LUPUS.

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO jedinic October 15 2010, 03:28:30 UTC

Hee, this is pretty accurate!!!

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO blue_fjords October 15 2010, 03:52:06 UTC

Holy shit, that's the show. They should just put this on the back of all the DVD collections!!!!

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO iceshade October 15 2010, 04:30:54 UTC

OMG YES. This is scarily accurate. But with more heart attacks. It's never lupus

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO ldymusyc October 15 2010, 08:04:57 UTC

Give her 500mg of Medicine,

*dying of laughter* Every time they name some sort of drug on the show, this is exactly what I really hear.

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO such_heights October 15 2010, 11:37:37 UTC

:DD You win at this game!

shyfoxling October 15 2010, 20:07:08 UTC

WIN.

"Could it be lupus?" asked Cameron.

It's never lupus...

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