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Not My Fandom Fest!

Oct 14, 2010 18:33

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House pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:58:27 UTC

Crippled Doctor can't decide if he's Batman, Sherlock Holmes, or Nietzsche; solves medical mysteries to keep the crushing ennui at bay only to find that Victory Is Boring, so he takes drugs instead.

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO salienne October 16 2010, 07:22:03 UTC

Yup.

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO quantum_speck October 16 2010, 22:41:42 UTC

I just stumbled upon this and it was amazing. :P

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO kindness_says October 22 2011, 18:25:38 UTC

omgawd, amazing. Yeah, I've seen a handful of episodes too.

Re: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOUSE, BASED ON THOSE FEW EPISODES I WATCHED MANY YEARS AGO with_rainfall February 6 2012, 03:30:37 UTC

This made me laugh, and I used to like House. Yeah, basically the show in a nutshell. :P

Re: House automaticdoor October 15 2010, 02:32:28 UTC

House paced the corridors. He had already solved 149 medical mysteries that day, and he was getting testy. There had been no new patients for seventeen seconds, and he was bored bored bored.

Then, out of nowhere, some teenager poked his head from around a corner. "Hey! I heard all about you! You take a shitload of pain pills because you're a cripple!"

House spun around dramatically, his white doctor coat swirling like a cape. "I MIGHT BE AN ADDICT TO PAIN PILLS, AS I MYSELF ADMIT, BUT I AM NOT CRIPPLED, YOU ASSWIPE." He knocked the teenager out with his cane.

Then, he and Wilson made out in a supply closet for the next half-hour.

~FIN~

Re: House ladyofthelog October 15 2010, 02:33:16 UTC

BEAUTIFUL

Re: House alt_universe_me October 15 2010, 03:07:14 UTC

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS WIN FOR RANDOM PEOPLE CALLING HOUSE OUT ON HIS ADDICTION. YES.

ADDICTION automaticdoor October 15 2010, 03:13:45 UTC

I forgot my title!

Re: House lilian_cho October 16 2010, 13:28:08 UTC

AHAHAHHAHAHAH House would totally assault a patient/random passerby.

Re: House clari_clyde October 15 2010, 05:57:57 UTC

“Why am I here?” Wilson asks, sprawled on House’s living room floor.

“Simply put, you suck,” says House.

Re: House queenfanfiction October 15 2010, 15:58:43 UTC

Oh goddamn. Best pun EVER.

Gina's Version of House queenfanfiction October 15 2010, 16:31:00 UTC

"We have a patient-" Wilson begins.

"I don't care what gender or how old," House shouts. "IT'S NOT LUPUS."

"Well, what is it, then?" asks Cameron, still fluffing her hair and cleaning up her smushed lipstick after a quickie with Chase in the bathroom (not the supply closet, because we're better than Grey's Anatomy, bitches!).

"It could be anything." House ponders. "Might as well try everything, then. Whip up a drug cocktail, as large as you can make it! That should do the trick!"

"Speaking from experience?" Foreman mutters, but he does it anyway.

And lo, the patient miraculously survived, and everyone celebrated by getting laid, or getting high on Vicodin, or both.

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