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due South pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:52:11 UTC
A Mountie and his pet wolf are kicked out of Canada for being too polite. They decide to clean up the streets of America...politely.

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Re: due South darkest_light October 15 2010, 00:48:36 UTC
"I have come to Chicago in pursuit of the murderers of my father," the man in read says. "Also, to take over all of the media in the US because I am already in charge of every tv show that is ever made in Canada."

Bald Ray is excited to hear this, because he is sick of the people who make TV in the US. Cylon Ray is less excited by the TV thing and more excited by the hotness of the mountie and his curiously good posture.

Somehow they all fall in a tank of water, and because I don't know who it actually happened with, Frasier buddy-breathes for EVERYONE. And then the wolf saves the day.

[hi, here via network]

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Re: due South pocky_slash October 15 2010, 00:51:30 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THIS IS SO PERFECT, I CAN'T EVEN! A+++!

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Re: due South nancybrown October 15 2010, 01:51:46 UTC
I started dying at "Cylon Ray" and just kept cackling. :D

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Re: due South jedinic October 15 2010, 03:32:10 UTC
Hee! Bad Ray! Cylon Ray! I love it!

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Re: due South fodian October 15 2010, 21:42:25 UTC
Cylon Ray

Well played, sir.

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Re: due South wemblee October 16 2010, 01:09:10 UTC
heee hee hee Paul Gross' Canadian empire! Cylon Ray! You're awesome. :DDD

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Re: due South second_batgirl October 15 2010, 00:58:30 UTC
"My name is Ray," said Ray with a K.

"My name is also Ray," said Ray with a V.

"Can we have a threesome now?" the Mountie asked politely. He hoped they would agree, or else there would be more Ray wars, and nobody wanted that.

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Re: due South pocky_slash October 15 2010, 01:00:50 UTC
ahahahaha AMAAZING XD

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Re: due South second_batgirl October 15 2010, 01:02:40 UTC
I swear that is all I know about Due South based on my flist, mostly sionnain's LJ. Oh, and then they all go on to be on a bunch of other shows with each other.

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Re: due South ruffwriter October 15 2010, 01:41:24 UTC
This is the due South fic of my heart.

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Re: due South nancybrown October 15 2010, 01:52:15 UTC
OT3s fix all shipwars ever. :D

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Re: due South azurelunatic October 15 2010, 06:47:39 UTC
*dies laughing*

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Re: due South cold_feets October 15 2010, 15:20:30 UTC
I would read 4325 fics about Benny asking politely for a threesome, and I've seen one episode of this show.

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Re: due South wemblee October 16 2010, 01:08:51 UTC
YOU ARE SO AWESOME

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Re: due South coffeesuperhero October 15 2010, 05:02:32 UTC
"I feel like I should be quoting Shakespeare right now, but I don't know why," Fraser mumbled as one of the Rays-- he just can't believe they're the same guy-- reaches down to fumble with his zipper.

Then, they totally do it.

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