Title: THEY be fabulous bitches
Author:
crazy_otaku911Pairing: None; THEY Budou snerk-love, hinted one-sided Yara/Yamamoto
Rating: PG
Summary: THEY Budou as a girl group. In heels.
Disclaimer: This work is purely fiction.
Warnings: Minor language.
A/N: I really do not usually read or write genderswap, but somebody posted a pic of Eda and Ryu looking fly, asking for THEY girl!fic and I figured I could at least try. 8Db
"It's fucking hard to back-flip in high heels!" Yamamoto stomped her foot, scowling.
Leaning past her to grab one of the water bottles, Takahashi rolled her eyes. "Please, Yama-chan, we all know you could do it blindfolded if you actually practiced."
"You better get that down before we go on Music Station, just saying," Eda added, tugging on one of Yamamoto's pigtails. "Otherwise we'll have to disown you."
"I do too practice..." Huffing, Yamamoto made her way over to Hayashi, hoping for some sympathy. "Shi-chan, they're being mean."
"But you don't practice." Hayashi didn't even look up from where she was reading an idol magazine and painting her nails. "You may spend extra hours at the studio, but we all know you're just sucking up to Yara-senpai."
"I am not!" Yamamoto squalled, swatting at her in indignation. "He gives good advice."
"And you've been trying to get into his pants for years," Eda teased, not even ducking when Yamamoto chucked her phone her way, watching it harmlessly fly over her shoulder.
"Bitch."
Takahashi bopped her on the nose. "Don't lie, you've had the hots for forever."
Their choreographer appeared in the dressing room doorway. "Girls, let's run through it one more time, you guys have PV-filming tomorrow. Yamamoto! Do you have your dance break down yet?"
"No~!" Everyone else chorused.
"It's not faiiiiiir," Yamamoto wailed.