DATE: Day 61.
CHARACTER(S): Cable, Bobby, Rikku, and Deadpool.
STATUS: Open; incomplete.
SUMMARY: Cable's once dormant powers are now at maximum potential. Cue everyone freaking the fuck out.
LOCATION: An unstable garden.
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He's acting dumb. That's what you've come to expect. )
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[ You could do something to calm them down... ] his box informed him, and Wade nodded emphatically, before standing in the most dramatic pose he could, the gold panties starting to ride up the crack of his ass.
Oh, was one of his balls hanging out? Crap.
"NEVER FEAR CITIZENS! ITS JUST THE LEGACY VIRUS AND IT MUTATED TO HIT ALL SUPER HUMAN THREATS, BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU PEOPLE ARE NORMAL AND SHOULD BE JUST FINE UNLESS IT MUTATED AGAIN!" he exclaimed, before reaching down to pull out the wedgie, secure his testicles, and make his way to the garden.
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Bobby slide to a halt as he saw Wade in an outfit, he had hoped, someone had burned. He hung his head, felt himself ice up and continued on his way.
"Stop screwing around Deadpool! There's a cute girl in their that needs protecting from your crazy lover!" Yes, Bobby had a one track mind, and the blonde he was coming to safe, was hot.
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The outfit was not distracting. It unfazed Cable whom had less trivial things to ponder.
Universe. Ship. Home. Crashing down on him like waves. He knew it. He knew how to cut through all the red tape and achieve his goals. It needed more concentration. More power.
Cable amped it up. Some flowers were uprooted. Leaves. Grass. Animals.
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[ He just called Nate your- ]
Wade cut the box off with a very pointed glare.
"NATE IS NOT MY LOVER! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN BUTTSEX! JUST BECAUSE I LIKE BEA ARTHUR DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!" he cried, following, and then surpassing Iceman in a run. Well, he was at top physical condition, and don't ask how or why, but he could run in high-heels very well.
[ Where did we learn to run in high heels? ]
Wade just shrugged, before he skidded into the garden, reaching over his shoulder to pull out and brandish his broadsword, eyes cocking in different states of 'open', before he opened his mouth.
"NATHAN CHRISTOPHER CHARLES SUMMERS ASKANI'SON!" he yelled, before jogging through the torrents of wind at his friend. "HEY!!! PRISCILLA! I'M TALKIN' TO YOU OVER HERE!"
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He hurried over to her and nearly gagged as he glanced at Deadpool. He wanted to strangle the man, but really, he was the only one who'd be able to handle Cable. Which meant he was on a rescue mission. He turned his back on Wade and looked down to the blond, and the girl she was beside.
"Why don't I get you girls out of here, and we can leave Cable and Deadpool to do their thing." He reached out a hand for the girl and gave his best smile.
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