~For just one moment~

[notfromajedi]

DATE: Day 59
CHARACTER(S): Palpatine, Fruit Fucker 2000, Sister Esther Blanchett, Sora
STATUS: Abandoned
SUMMARY: Wendy enjoys placing Palps in awkward situations Palpatine takes a nap as a kitten but will wake up as a human. A NEKKID human.
LOCATION: The Gardens

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[fuckedyourfruit]

When Palpatine woke up or, in a far more likely occurrence, that someone came upon him it wouldn't just be the old man sprawled out on the grass. After a fabulous garden raid, Fruit Fucker--spattered in juice and adorned in stained hair ties in places that seemed just a little bit suspect--had come upon the strange sight.

Strange, it had been quite sure there'd been an animal there earlier.

The tiny juicer tilted to the side slightly in an approximation of thoughtfulness before it soundlessly skittered close to the naked human. With a great deal of care, it sat down a glass of fruit juice on the ground where it wouldn't be disturbed before coming to a decision. Flopping backwards on the grass next to Palpatine, Fruit Fucker 2000 sprawled his spindly little limbs out in a mockery of the man and went into power-saving mode.

[notfromajedi]

Palpatine had always been a sound sleeper (far too sound to be a "good" Sith Lord), so the juicer's silent approach didn't disturb him in the slightest.

Eventually, though, his slumbering body did need to shift position. He rolled over on his side, towards the juicer. His hand fell to rest on what would be the groin area of Fruit Fucker 2000. Still he did not wake.

I might as well jump in...

[sisterladysaint]

Esther was trying to help Hotaru find her robot monkeys. Since the church seemed to be ready to be up and running soon, the young nun decided that she might as well spread good spirits around the ship by returning the robots to the labs. She wasn't sure where to find them nor what they were capable of but what could robot monkeys really do anyways?

Lost in thought, she didn't notice the scene until she was standing a few feet from Palpatine and Fruit Fucker. Esther jumped back and screamed, "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! I have come across a dead old man! What do I do?!"

She continued to her erratic behavior until she noticed that Palpatine was not dead; he was merely sleeping. "Thank God," the redhead sighed. "He's only sleeping... naked... in the garden... with the fruit juicer next to him...."

Looking straight up, Esther cried out, "Why do you always put me in situations like this, O Holy Father?!"

[kmwannabe]

Sora stared at the pair, his head tilted curiously to the side, trying to figure out just how innocent this was...and just what his lover was doing with the...kitchen appliance?

He smirked slightly, crossing over to the pair, sitting soundly on Palpatine's thighs, peeling and eating an orange he had stolen from the kitchen, waiting for the pair to wake up.

[notfromajedi]

Esther's screaming along with the presence of a teenager on his thigh actually did manage to rouse the sleeping Palpatine. He blinked his eyes open slowly, focusing on the juicer next to him in a hazy, half-awake manner. What the fuck...

"Mmmmff?" he mumbled thickly as he began to get his bearings. He must have fallen asleep in the gardens -- not an extremely unusual occurrence. But it certainly felt draftier in here than normal. Perhaps because he'd been asleep and his body temperature had lowered. But what was Fruit Fucker doing here with him? And... with a glass of juice right there? That could only mean...

He had yet to notice that he was molesting the appliance, or that there were other people around. His head felt extremely... fuzzy. Decidedly odd. And why did he feel like there was a weight on his leg?

[kmwannabe]

Sora bounced slightly on Palpatine's leg, grinning as he wiped some juice from his chin. "So this is what you do when I leave you around? Molest machinery?"