Today my ex-boyfriend or ex-manslag or whatever came in with his midget little Seeker and made me check to see if some sort of VD went to her brain, it was all I could do not to kill him where he stood for being such a ridiculous pain in my fucking arse. It was more how drunk she was at 1 PM that bothered me and that wasn't his main concern. And ( Read more... )

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Bryce is two months old and he's absolutely perfect. Don't be fooled, other parents, no matter how perfect your children seem, my Bryce is just one step above. After all, he's a Bell ( Read more... )

Bryce Timothy Summers was born on 6 May 1981 at 10 PM and weighs 7.5 lbs, 21 inches.

Yes I'm writing this myself even though that was what an hour ago and I should be sleeping soon but

Rosie please come because I want to see your girl and you have to see my boy I swear, everyone should, he looks so handsome like his dad already.

I knew he was a ( Read more... )

Do you know what it's like practising medicine when it feels like you have a keg of lager up your front ( Read more... )

This really just serves me right, doesn't it, all the blithe things I've said to pregnant women over the years ( Read more... )

You know, they say 'Doctor, heal thyself' and all, but this doesn't take several things into consideration. For example, it is near impossible to heal yourself. You can try to diagnose yourself, but the odds are you're not going to be willing to consider diagnoses you don't want to hear -- personally, I can count 'pregnant' among those for myself, ( Read more... )