entry eighteen - good at staying alive.

[pleasesmirk]

I seriously do not know what everyone is complaining about. Did anyone die in this port? Not to my knowledge. I think that, from what I've heard, is a fair benchmark for 'good Port'. Some of you may have come close, some of you may be terribly embarassed, but in the end, everyone came out on the positive side of 'dead or not dead', so I don't know

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[you_run_i_chase]

Step on them. It helps. But I think they're fucking born knocked up.

[pleasesmirk]

That's...surprisingly effective.

How is that even biologically possible?

[you_run_i_chase]

How do they not have brains and legs and all sorts of other shit?

[pleasesmirk]

I'd blame a wizard if there was one on board. One from my world, anyway.

This seems like the sort of stunt they'd pull.

[heavenonthemind]

I'll come to get it later after these creatures have been taken care of.

[pleasesmirk]

Sensible move. I've managed to keep it from the creatures for you.

[heavenonthemind]

Would they eat that too?

[pleasesmirk]

I doubt it, but I wouldn't want them to break it or anything.