The state senate passed a bill Wednesday which could outlaw all abortions except those necessary to save the life of a mother.

The bill, which was authored by Sen. Ben Nevers, D-Bogalusa, makes almost all abortions illegal - the senate refused provisions to allow for the procedure in the event of rape or incest.The bill, which passed in the senate ( Read more... )

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Which one of you left the dead bird on my doorstep this morning?

I haven't had a cigarette in fourteen days and I think I deserve a cookie.

My chemistry teacher told the class this morning that the month of June is named after Junius Caesar. Then he taught us the Greek numerical prefixes for naming compounds, and benevolently explained that girls might have a harder time learning how to count in Greek because boys already know so many of the numbers from working on the rims on their ( Read more... )

It was three years ago today.

The good news is that totalling my car seems like comparatively small potatoes now.

I am fucking brilliant on drugs.

I just drove past Raisin Canes and guess whose car was parked right in front.

None other than Jessica Crochet's.

I can picture her munching down on the dead flesh of innocent, tortured chickens genetically-engineered to fit the slaughtering machines, can't you?

When I take over the world, I am going to outlaw the semi-colon.