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{✖} level six.

playyyy Jan 24, 2009 01:42

....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

hangover's an absolute biiiiiiiiiitch i dont even have the energy to find my cigarettes

now where the fuck am i there's like lace panties hanging from the lights

{✖} level five. LOLSUPGAIZ.

playyyy Dec 18, 2008 15:33

Mello's off doing his faggy stuff choosing leather pants I don't even know I haven't seen him for weeks and as far as I know he might have been crushed to death in a mad drunk Christmas orgy somewhere and I wouldn't even know about it because someone as insignificant and stupid and ugly as him wouldn't even make the front page of the New York Times ( Read more... )

why are we staying in this dump, santa kissed yo mama, boooored, rigid tits, he got his tits done, look at those killer nails, mello is sexy in heels, more cigarettes, mello's nipples, mellooooo, tiiiiired, naughty boys come to mello mama, christmaaaaaas

{✖} level four. THIS PLACE IS STILL ALIVE?!

playyyy Nov 16, 2008 15:19

Sup, everyone. Or rather, whoever's still around, I guess - this place seems pretty dead by the look of the things. Moved onto bigger and better things, huh?

I still got a bag of licorice sticks left over from Halloween and nobody would take them, not even Scabby Scott down the alley next to Dawson's. Actually, he tried to stab me when I asked if he ( Read more... )

the blood is ketchup, my arm ain't that hairy, fake hands are awesome man, boooored, look at those killer nails, more cigarettes, mellooooo, tiiiiired, my maltron beats you all, carpal tunnel fund needed, gaaaaames

{✖} level three. BACK AND NO MORE BIKES OR HELLO KITTY.

playyyy Oct 07, 2008 07:48

We're BAAAAAACK from the fatty fatass "heart attack in 5 seconds" bicycle tour through the roads of hell. It feels so good to be back to PROPER ROOM SERVICE again. I must have eaten like 3 bowls of cheese popcorn and watched all the movies I had recorded, and I've been playing Fable all night because I can't sleep. Can't wait for FABLE II COMING ( Read more... )

too much popcorn, tiiiiired, mellooooo, no more bike trip, boooored, fable is an awesome game, fat people should die

{✖} level two. CYCLING TRIP DAY ONE.

playyyy Oct 03, 2008 23:44

So Mello decided I needed more exercise and less smoking so he signed me up for a cycling weekend trip. I signed him up too so I don't have to suffer alone for the next two days. And I thought, well, if it was a cycling tour, everyone would be fit like this, right? (OOC WARNING NSFW)

SADLY MISTAKEN.

It's filled with people who look like this instead ( Read more... )

want my laptops, tiiiiired, mellooooo, fandom post, fatty fatasses, gaaaaames, no tits on bikes

{✖} level one.

playyyy Oct 01, 2008 13:44

Livejournal system is so backdated, you won't believe how many people use this thing without getting aneurysm once every five minutes. I know I have. What is this shit, I can't even connect my Maltron to this computer. This hotel's trying to give me carpal tunnel. I can feel my left hand going numb already.

Oh well. Guess it's the price to pay for ( Read more... )

mellooooo, why are we staying in this dump, my maltron beats you all, carpal tunnel fund needed, more cigarettes