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[plasticsturgeon]

C wanted me to post this to FB but I had the feeling there'd be too many people who wouldn't get it there (not that there's really anything to get). You know how MRAs are always saying that all women can have sex with any man they want with no consequences, but they also have this female hotness rating system that they take very seriously? So I was

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[amaebi]

Yes, it's awesome!

[plasticsturgeon]

This is MRA-paranoia-land, so bi dudes aren't supposed to exist. Probably some guys registered as straight are on the DL, but it's a big time felony and you'd have to keep it secret from your friends--it's not one of those rules everyone breaks.

[dracunculus]

"unless he has a doctor's note"!!!

I also love the host-gift tradition.

[nightengalesknd]

This sounds horrible, which I suppose is how a dystopia is supposed to sound. As a female-IDed ace, I am mostly thankful I could just opt out of the whole thing.

[iibnf]

You have a novel in this...

[beatgoddess]

Yes, this.

Also omfg I feel like cosplaying at tipping my fedora and saying "milady." MRA satire forever!!

[iibnf]

A world of compulsory Fedora wearing?

[plasticsturgeon]

Only outlaws wear fedoras!