can't tell the truth without lying, but I'm missing you, baby

[plantgirl]

I'm familiar with the habit of spam containing random text, which I assume is to give it enough of a word count that it passes certain filters. I've even seen spam that contains bits of what are apparently stories, if incredibly badly written ones. But I just got a spam message that contained a quote... well, I'll post it for you, and you can see

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[tatjna]

My guess is a dead close-person. Probably girlfriend or spouse. Or maybe someone serving in the armed forces overseas? A traffic cop ex?

Better still, someone who is an ex, that works in the department of whatever county the car is in, processing the photographs from speed cameras.

(sometimes the random quotiness inside spam is quite profound)

[poets_hand]

This was so funny I had to read it to Fred.

They probably were just missing Andrea at a time when they stumbled across one of those "put your message on a license plate holder" booths at a fair or something.