fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/??) (KB, JD, JJ, KH, others)

[buffyx]

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section is NC-17)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY?

Comments

[maggiesox]

That's it. I officially love you both.

[buffyx]

Mission: accomplished!!

[phrenk]

CRAZY SAUCE. I'm going to have to add that to my everyday vernacular. This is such win. It made me so hot my pants are all crazy sauce. (No? YES.)

[buffyx]

CRAZY SAUCE = best ever.

Thank you!!

[helpwess]

CRAZY SAUCE

GIRLS YOU CRAZY SAUCE and omg. omg!!!! SEX ON A PLANE

[buffyx]

Hahahahahahahaha, it will never get old! CRAZY SAUCE! Applicable in so many situations!!

REVOLUTIONARIES IN LOVE, BITCHES. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

P.S. Dude. I saw the clip with Rosenbaum, and the van, and WHAT. SCREW JSQUARED, I LOVE THAT MAN LIKE BURNING.

[helpwess]

I KNOW HE IS FIRST TIER I WOULD LET HIM CHOKE ME

HEY GET ON AIM WE ARE DOING THAT THING WHERE WE CAN ALL TALK TOGETHER

[buffyx]

Seriously, Rosenbaum, where have you and your Dane Cook-esque stories BEEN all my life???????????????

OKAY FINE I AM GOING TO BE *DEAD* TOMORROW BUT WHATEVER

[afrocurl]

More Sex on the fucking plane! You both win!

I adore the crazy sauce line, if only because I know that he's said to someone I know.

I don't think I have any other words for this chapter.

[buffyx]

Motherfucking sex on a motherfucking plane. It had to be done.

Glad you liked! And "crazy sauce" is just, its awesomeness is beyond words, truly.

[afrocurl]

I almost wrote motherfucking sex on teh motherfucking plane, damn! I need to channel SLJ more often.

Truly, it is beyond awesomeness. He's way too fucking adorable for words.

[_jems_]

Sex on a plane! Awesome!

Clearly you are painfully uniformed about the situation at hand.
I'm thinking she's uninformed, or possibly wearing that fugly vest from the Java Hut. IT COULD GO EITHER WAY!

[buffyx]

IT COULD GO EITHER WAY!

TOTALLY TRUE!!!!! But I would not burden ANYONE with image of the fugly Java Hut vest, my god, that's almost as bad as some of the outfits KB dresses herself in. Ack.