fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/??) (KB, JD, JJ, KH, others)

[buffyx]

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section is NC-17)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY?

Comments

[helpwess]

CRAZY SAUCE

GIRLS YOU CRAZY SAUCE and omg. omg!!!! SEX ON A PLANE

[buffyx]

Hahahahahahahaha, it will never get old! CRAZY SAUCE! Applicable in so many situations!!

REVOLUTIONARIES IN LOVE, BITCHES. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

P.S. Dude. I saw the clip with Rosenbaum, and the van, and WHAT. SCREW JSQUARED, I LOVE THAT MAN LIKE BURNING.

[helpwess]

I KNOW HE IS FIRST TIER I WOULD LET HIM CHOKE ME

HEY GET ON AIM WE ARE DOING THAT THING WHERE WE CAN ALL TALK TOGETHER

[buffyx]

Seriously, Rosenbaum, where have you and your Dane Cook-esque stories BEEN all my life???????????????

OKAY FINE I AM GOING TO BE *DEAD* TOMORROW BUT WHATEVER

[missdeviant]

I don't know why Hannah didn't use this icon to post. SHEESH. IT IS NEVER MORE APPROPRIATE.