fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (4/??) (KB, JD, JJ, KH, others)

Jul 21, 2006 21:25

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (4/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section PG-13)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? OKAY ( Read more... )

fic: tom cruise must die

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scornedsaint July 22 2006, 01:36:17 UTC
The sight of Josh at the counter stirring batter makes Jason quirk an eyebrow.

...and makes me want to faint. Pancake making, as we all know, equals hot.

She sticks her tongue out at him. “I’m sorry, Josh, not all of us had personal training with Emilio Estevez when we were ten.”

Damn, I forgot he was in that. I should totally go rent it.

after she’d dragged her ass home and had her fill of craisins and smoothies and anything else used to distract herself

I have no idea what a "craisin" is. Enlighten me?

The magazine has a sticker on the front addressing the subscription to one Christine Fisher; it’s one of the few reminders of the actual situation.

Awww, you didn't go with "Josephine Whitter" as suggested by GFY?

"Actually, we may also tune into the Disney Channel. I hear a certain classic starring a talking horse is coming on later," Kristen says mischievously.

"I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE MONEY!" Jason retorts with a grin on his face.

Hee hee hee! I think I love you guys.

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melody2tds July 22 2006, 03:45:30 UTC
Craisin: Dried cranberry; ala raisin.

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buffyx July 26 2006, 16:43:02 UTC
Pancake making for the win!!!!!

Awww, you didn't go with "Josephine Whitter" as suggested by GFY?

Well, we can't steal ALL of our ideas from them!

I have no idea what a "craisin" is. Enlighten me?

Like melody2tds said below-- dried out cranberry. I don't actually eat them, but I have a friend addicted to them, so.

Thank you for feedbacking! :)

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crazybohemian18 July 22 2006, 02:05:49 UTC
I loved it all, as usual, but especially the part sitting in the living room watching TV. "THE BABY'S VOTE DOES NOT COUNT. SHE CANNOT EVEN FIND HER NOSE!" made me giggle out loud. And snowball fights! And kissing! In the snow!

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buffyx July 26 2006, 16:46:06 UTC
Heeee! That line was actually inspired by a crazy Gmail conversation we had!

And: yay! So glad you enjoyed this! Thanks for commenting. :)

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littlemisbitch July 22 2006, 02:12:35 UTC
SKILLS!!!!! That's all I'm saying

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buffyx July 26 2006, 16:47:43 UTC
SKILLS!!!!! That's all I'm saying

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

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littlemisbitch July 26 2006, 17:24:17 UTC
I mean, the fact that Kristen had told Jason that he has "sexual" skills back on the plane in tLoKH + Jason telling Kristen that he has "skills" in the skating rink = Jason wants to get in her pants and thought he would remind her just how fantastic he is as a lover. He wants in her pants sooooooooo bad!

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buffyx July 26 2006, 16:48:59 UTC
THIS IS ME CONSULTING. RICO!!

Hahahahahaha! RICO!!!!! I do love him. <3<3 He needs a bigger role in the next part. TELL A. TO GET ON IT!

Oh man. Here we go.

!!!

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rowanceleste July 22 2006, 02:19:40 UTC
I loved the snowball fight, pre-battle engagement snowballs and the kissing, etc...it made me squee! I also vote with Jason that waffles are vastly superior to pancakes for the very reason he stated...sure, pancakes are great but waffles have little pockets for your butter and syrup!

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buffyx July 26 2006, 16:49:42 UTC
WHAT. I am for TEAM PANCAKES, missy!

Thanks for commenting! Glad you liked it! :)

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rowanceleste July 26 2006, 16:57:54 UTC
Hee. I shall ask the horse's mouth...I mean Jason at BE Blowout, whether he prefers waffles or pancakes! Homemade pancakes are great, but even Eggos rock, not just homemade waffles :)

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