fic: tom cruise must die. (3/??)

Jul 14, 2006 10:12

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (3/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section PG-13)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? OKAY ( Read more... )

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scornedsaint July 14 2006, 16:15:43 UTC
For a moment Kristen considers mentioning Katie and her creepy sleepwalking act, but she decides against it.

Good. Because that was fuckin' creepy.

I love new chapters from you guys. Totally brightens my intenret day.

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buffyx July 17 2006, 12:21:01 UTC
Creepy is what we were aiming for!

Thanks for commenting. :)

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catteo July 14 2006, 18:02:41 UTC
OMG! Yay new chapter! I was so excited to see this come up on my flist. And then you made me think that they were going to talk. AND YOU RIPPED MY EXPECTATIONS OUT FROM UNDER ME. DAMN YOU. But you gave me sad, sleepy, bleary-eyed Jason. For which I LOVE YOU. AGAIN.
He's wearing flannel pajama pants that are too long and curl under the heels of his bare feet. His grey t-shirt looks like it's been washed too many times, and clings in soft folds to his chest.
. You win at life. Cause YUMMY. And then he makes cocoa. AND I MELT ( ... )

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buffyx July 17 2006, 12:22:48 UTC
Heeeee! I had missdeviant describe him in the kitchen, because she is so good at that and yeah, I thought the description was kind of really awesome and adorable.

She needs more hot sex with Jason.

AGREED!

AND CAPSLOCK IS LOVE. THANK YOU FOR THE FEEDBACK!

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douladiva July 14 2006, 18:37:55 UTC
Oh man. She’s pretty sure she just ovulated at the mere sight.

Yes and yes. I spontaeously ovulated just reading about Jason with the baby.

You've brought all the good stuff! UST galor and cutie Josh the Charmer. And thank you for making Katie so completely batshit crazy. I really like that.

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buffyx July 17 2006, 12:23:50 UTC
I mean, really. JASON WITH A BABY. How much better does it get???

And of course Katie is out of her gourd. She was forced to bear Tom Cruise's lovechild. Eeeeesh!!

Thanks for commenting! :)

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marty2103 July 14 2006, 18:38:08 UTC
The truth is, up close, he’s not- well. It’s not that he isn’t good-looking, obviously. But he’s not conventionally pretty. Angular face, strong jaw, long nose. He’s put together kind of funny. It’s his eyes, she thinks, it’s his eyes that always get her, the way they can be so completely unsettling in their intensity. Everything you need to know about him you can read in his eyes

OMG this is my fav part, I find it so true.

As always I loved this chapter... I am completely obssesed.

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buffyx July 17 2006, 12:26:14 UTC
Thank you! I wrote that little section. It's so TRUE, y'know???

Your comments are appreciated! :)

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marty2103 July 17 2006, 13:04:52 UTC
Thank you! I wrote that little section. It's so TRUE, y'know???

Wow, then you are dead on right, you took what I think of JD right out of my head, he´s not conventionally pretty but there is something about his eyes definitely.

Your comments are appreciated! :)

Awww, thanks hon. all you right back is appreciated too.

*hugs*

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buffyx July 17 2006, 12:27:02 UTC
BOYS IN PAJAMA PANTS is in my interests, you know. I'M JUST SAYING: YAY.

BOYS IN PAJAMA PANTS ARE JUST. LIKE. BEYONDS WORDS IN THEIR ADORABLENESS.

And YOU'RE WELCOME, MISSY.

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