fic: tom cruise must die. (3/??)

[missdeviant]

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (3/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section PG-13)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? OKAY

Comments

[catteo]

OMG! Yay new chapter! I was so excited to see this come up on my flist. And then you made me think that they were going to talk. AND YOU RIPPED MY EXPECTATIONS OUT FROM UNDER ME. DAMN YOU. But you gave me sad, sleepy, bleary-eyed Jason. For which I LOVE YOU. AGAIN.
He's wearing flannel pajama pants that are too long and curl under the heels of his bare feet. His grey t-shirt looks like it's been washed too many times, and clings in soft folds to his chest.
. You win at life. Cause YUMMY. And then he makes cocoa. AND I MELT.

The whole scene with Josh and Kristen in the bathroom was hysterically funny. And I could totally picture it. And I love that the toiletries weren't in big enough bottles. I have sooooo been there.

Katie is creepy. In her long white flowing nightgown. Like, really freaky. And so the plot thickens.

Kristen is so far into the realms of denial that I think she's coming out the other side. Which is good. She needs more hot sex with Jason. Yes. I am impatient. What of it?

To conclude: I love you both. I love your crack!fic. Please don't make me wait a fortnight EVER AGAIN. If you're lucky I may stop using CAPS. Yeah, you're right. Never gonna happen.

[buffyx]

Heeeee! I had missdeviant describe him in the kitchen, because she is so good at that and yeah, I thought the description was kind of really awesome and adorable.

She needs more hot sex with Jason.

AGREED!

AND CAPSLOCK IS LOVE. THANK YOU FOR THE FEEDBACK!