fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (9/10)

[buffyx]

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (9/10)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section is R)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? OKAY

Comments

[missdeviant]

MY NAME IS MISSDEVIANT AND I APPROVE THIS POSTING!

Man, I love when Jason Kills the Baby.

[buffyx]

Man, Babykilling!Jason is like the ENTIRE REASON we wrote this story. I can't believe we finally did it. Wow.

[missdeviant]

I KNOW. SINCE MAY, MAN.

This story now seems like a lot of effort for the death of one baby, but eh. You are doing most of it now anyway. BWA HA HA. My evil plan has come to fruition!

[aprilh]

He killed the baby. OH MY GOD. Was I the only one who didn't see that coming?

[buffyx]

I hope not! It was meant to be A SHOCKING TWIST.

[call_me_cash]

KB shot Tom Cruise in the balls? Best. Chapter. Ever

[buffyx]

You know Tom Cruise needed to be shot in the balls. IT HAD TO HAPPEN!

[buffyx]

Hee! Glad you enjoyed!

[blahblahologist]

Ooh, The Handmaid's Tale is a great book and I also love the poem that I'm guessing the following line was a shout-out to:

“Well, I won’t be going out with a whimper,” he says, “so I guess that just leaves the other alternative.”

So happy to see that you guys are still working on this fic, it was an intense part, so I hope the final one is posted soon :)

[buffyx]

I love T.S. Eliot-- my favorite of his is Prufrock.

Thank you!! The next part will hopefully be up soon!