fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (9/10)

Dec 26, 2006 15:20

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (9/10)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section is R)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? OKAY ( Read more... )

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beadattitude December 26 2006, 22:34:58 UTC
::reels:: Holy cow, didn't see that one coming....

Excellent job, ladies. Whew.

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insunshine December 26 2006, 23:03:19 UTC
Dear Fucking Christ.

I just read all of this in one sitting, and my god, the two of you are insane.

Also, brilliant, but insane is a good word.

Also, is it too much to hope for a moderately happy ending?

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missdeviant December 27 2006, 01:27:24 UTC
Also, is it too much to hope for a moderately happy ending?

Probably, yes.

spoiler alert?

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insunshine December 27 2006, 02:20:20 UTC
::sigh::

That pains me, as I've become slightly obsessed with this. Actually, it was really quite depressing, I looked back on the fic I wrote today, and I was like, man I suck compared to them.

And then there was also the, man! I want to be friends with them and have someone that to write fic with!

Haha.

I'll forever dream about having sex with Jason Fucking Dohring in a plane bathroom now, just so you know.

Oh, and I'm not sure if I mentioned it in my earlier comment, but it was absolutely hilarious too. I laughed out loud quite a bit!

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missdeviant December 27 2006, 02:27:58 UTC
Actually, it was really quite depressing, I looked back on the fic I wrote today, and I was like, man I suck compared to them.

Now, I confess I haven't read any of your fic, but seriously, we ALL feel that way about our stories from time to time. I mean, I still look at my fic from when I was first getting into fandom and just CRINGE OUTWARDLY. Not to mention the original fiction I wrote in college.

My point is - keep plugging at it. And read a lot. The more you read, the better you'll write.

And I'm glad you've been enjoying the story as it nears its conclusion. buffyx is certainly to credit for actually plowing through the last few chapters, as I have FAR too much A.D.D. to actually write nearly 100K in a 'verse.

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zeldafitzgerald December 27 2006, 00:06:45 UTC
Today is my 21st birthday and let's just say I'm pretending this is my present. This was awesome, and oh-so-shocking! Seriously, this is only the best creation known to man. I love you guys!

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jules_411 December 27 2006, 00:21:45 UTC
Wow, JD's a baby killer and KB shot Tom in the balls. Hee! It needed to be done. It's like a Christmas gift for the entire world. ;)

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treatyoself December 27 2006, 01:44:23 UTC
Like so many other comments have said, this is just the cherry on top of a season of great Christmas presents. You rule!

Butbut... Jason killed the baby because he HAD to, right? Because they'd already started the ritual thingy? Or because he knew they would try again? RIGHT? JFDOH as a babykiller is SCARY. But KBell shooting Tom Cruise in the balls is AWESOME. Obviously. :D

I also really love it when you talk about TC's bangs being all up on his sweaty brow. It's so gross yet so accurate.

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