plainapple’s Naughty Hottie List

[plainapple]

Why do good LJ users fall for bad boys? In the spirit of scientific inquiry I’ve compiled a list of ten villains to which I’ve noticed I carry some personal attraction. While I’d encourage readers to peruse this list it should by no means be considered comprehensive. I’d encourage you to add you own observations, including any parties I may have

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[plainapple]

I'm so glad you went for Simon. I felt a little guilty leaving him off but I didn't want to make Hans jealous.

This list is so only the tip of the iceburg... It's not even minutes old and I already think I'll be updating it for a goodly long while.

[plainapple]

Yes Alec! Rule 328, if a thing is to be compiled which contains more than five men Sean Bean must be included. That's the why.

But how?

Uh, also, Fansisco Scaramanga from "The Man With the Golden Gun". Ahem.

The first scene between Indy and Belloq is so, so slashy.

[plainapple]

1) Haven't seen that, but evil!Sam Neil? Yes please.

2) But Kurt Fuller in what?

3)Hey McCoconut!!!

4)I almost added Ben, but I don't know if he counts as a villain with the whole redemption and all. Maybe an anti-hero? Locke had a nice smile...

5)I haven't seen Dr. Who but "The Master" as a character name definitely got my attention.

6)Have I told you about my huge inappropriate Al crush?

[plainapple]

Norrington?

[an_sceal]

I'm sorry, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe after Sher Khan. All my favourite villains have been lost to a lack of oxygen.

[plainapple]

Laughing? The scourge of the jungle is no laughing matter!!! ;)

I'll freely admit to being on the most cracky of crackiest fanfic crack when I drew that particular picture. I'm still not entirely sure how Shawn got in there... :/

[an_sceal]

Oh, right! Tigers are srs bzns.

Come on. You know that in his head, Shawn actually lives in a Disney animated world.

[plainapple]

Is that why he's always wishing on stars and refusing to wake up in the morning until he gets a kiss? It suddenly all makes sense...

[dlasta]

OH! This be brilliant!

You get extra points for Jareth and Gruber but I'm still appalled that you picked the wrong Lex. *shakes head*

ps. Must do this.

[plainapple]

I considered comic verse Lex but lately he's just so muscled and the whole weird President thing, it's too much. Maybe the redheaded goateed Lex Jr version that used to hook up with Supergirl?

I went with L&C version for sentemental reasons. He was my first Lex.

[dlasta]

Smallville Lex!

...the only good thing in Smallville?

I'm trying to think up villains and for some reason can't come up with that many. Maybe I am a girl for the good guys?

[plainapple]

Never watched Smallville. I tried but I couldn't make it through the pilot.

It's hard to remember. I had to reference some external sources to make my list. It helps to start with the shows, books or films that you like and see if there isn't a baddie in there for you.

You can do it!

[plainapple]

Oh good! I thought I was the only one who noticed Verbal's all kinds of sex.

As for Mr. Smith, sometimes you have to square your shoulders and spread 'em for the good of humanity. It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it... ;)