Life is ass today and why Oprah needs to GTFO

[pixiesatemybaby]

It's my PMS week, so little minor annoyances today have seemed a lot, lot worse. For instance, as a new hire, I'm ineligible for vacation time, which basically means only one paycheck in December because of the holidays. I booked a train home for the 24th, because work's December calendar said we were closed that day. Today, I was told we're

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[kpage]

Didn't realize you were that in to Oprah.

[pixiesatemybaby]

I'm not at all...I'm just sick of seeing this story posted on every single website i go to.

[kpage]

Yeah, I know. Oprah should just bow out gracefully and live in a palace in North Dakota and just become a recluse.

[pixiesatemybaby]

a *fat* recluse, obviously

[orphe_]

man, fuck oprah. she was rude to jennifer.

[kpage]

Is Lindsay Lohan's mom still "white oprah"?

[orphe_]

i think so...

[pixiesatemybaby]

pretty sure.

[shzamitsjessica]

dude. oprah can totally suck my fupa. and if she's not open to that, ill just sit on her.

[orphe_]

hahahhahaha that's the best insult i've ever heard

[pixiesatemybaby]

lmao. since she's so fat now, there's probably room enough for two to sit on her, so i'll help you.