PETA Members
Circle I Limbo

Republicans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who talk in the theatre
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The Pope
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle ( Read more... )

So I have a good friend Colette who's parents are amazing and took it upon themselves to mail every single inhabitant of ground floor a lovely CERTIFIED CARE PACKAGE full of wonderfully random things and a detailed letter explaining their motivation behind some of the things they included.  Somehow they got it into their head that I was the RA  for ( Read more... )

Holy moly...I haven't updated this thing since April?  Jeebus ( Read more... )

Last night there were two students from PLU who were killed in a car accident.  I didn't know any of them personally, but in a community this small it affects everyone.

Since I work for KCNS, I figured I should probably cover it for the student news.  I wasn't allowed into the memorial service (neither was anyone else from any of the other news ( Read more... )

I've spent roughly the last 48 hours tearing walls out of a house.  If I'm ever a member of the mob, the crowbar will definitely be my weapon of choice.  To quote Kill Bill (sort of): I'm a fucking surgeon with a crowbar.

We filled a 30' dumpster with plaster and lath.

I took out a cast-iron sink with a sledge hammer.

I will never, EVER remodel ( Read more... )

So Sunday was crap until about 2:30 in the afternoon.

I showed up for my midnight to four shift at campus safety, and because it was time for the daylight savings time switchover, I only had to work three hours, but still got paid for four.  That was nice.  In those three hours, though, there were gunshots fired a couple blocks from campus near a ( Read more... )

I've been published!

Yup...thats my photo!  I'm unbelievably excited about it, too.  It made the front page of the campus newspaper this week, ABOVE THE FOLD!  It's the first thing that everyone who picks up The Mast for the next week will see!

My head is full of pain and goo!  I couldn't stop sneezing yesterday (stupid allergies) and I woke up today with a swollen throat, sinus headache, and the inability to breath through my nose.  Lovely.  I decided to sleep through yoga, but i'm definitely going to my class tonight.

In other exciting news, my life finally feels like everything is ( Read more... )

Neil Gaiman's novel American Gods is available to read online for free.

Read it here.

GOGOL BORDELLO IS COMING TO SEATTLE!!!

just thought i'd share.

:D