"spang"
the sound made when a person is hit in the face with a shovel

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Why not? I've got nothing Toulouse. :P


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Her: "I always talk about myself in third person."

Me: "Oh really?"

Her: "Um... errr.. Yes! She does."

"Wow, I was just thinking. Can you imagine how much cleaner everything would be if there was no such thing as dust?"

I was half expect his next great epiphany to be that the world would be a lot dryer if water didn't exist...

So this is what happens when the setting of a Bodice Ripper is near a nuclear power plant?

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I couldn't help it. My first LOLCAT. Sort of.


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From a 3-year-old:

"You have big ears. Is your name Big Ears?"