Things I will not do at the beach. (Or should not do, but do anyway…) Vol. 1

[pisceandreamer]

When using the outdoor shower, I will not dash across the carport naked, as it will result in irreprable ocular and mental damange to my housemates and the people staying across the street.

I will not draw up battle plans when I discover the people across the street have a slingshot.

I should not assume that any lost dog knows where it lives, as it

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[dantheserene]

When using the outdoor shower, I will not dash across the carport naked, as it will result in irreprable ocular and mental damange to my housemates and the people staying across the street.

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
dantheserene: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
dantheserene: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
dantheserene: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
dantheserene: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
dantheserene: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

I will not draw up battle plans when I discover the people across the street have a slingshot.

There's nothing wrong with getting your own slingshot--say the kind that sends a water ballon 100 yards.

[gromitcu]

As someone who just got to the beach, love it. For 30 years I've been known to make the mad nude dash. And I'm on water balloon launcher #3.