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[pipingly]

Hello students, I see we are off to a new school year and with it, a new professor--myself. I am Dr. Rakshata Chawla, and I've recently finished my thesis on radiation surges and my invention, the Gefjun Disturber. With that said, if you are involved with the engineering program, congratulations, you'll be under my tutilege.

Because some of you may

Comments

[wrathfulpawn]

...I'm glad I'm not in your class.

You're crazy.

[pipingly]

I'm fortunate that I've already weeded out one weakling among the academic patch.

My apologies to the professors you are going to disappoint.

[wrathfulpawn]

Already? You just don't stop to breath, do you?

I haven't disappointed any of them yet.

[pipingly]

If you would use that brain of yours for something other than wise ass retorts, maybe you would have more to say too.

[disapprovingly]

Assuming that at various points during this period of "sitting back and reviewing" you will actually be giving meaningful lectures, these rules do not sound unreasonable.

[pipingly]

I'm glad.

I will be seeing you in class, next. Unless you have anything else you'd like to add?

[disapprovingly]

I believe we're on the same page.

[silvered_hymn]

I'm an engineering major, so I'll doubtlessly have you for several classes during my time here.

[pipingly]

I will be seeing you on Monday then.

[setsuna_f_seiei]

Understood.

[pipingly]

How efficient!

I could grow to like this.

[genesisroux]

A shame engineering holds no appeal to me. I get the feeling I could quite enjoy having you as a professor.

[pipingly]

It isn't for everyone, but it is necessary for any society.