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[pipingly]

Hello students, I see we are off to a new school year and with it, a new professor--myself. I am Dr. Rakshata Chawla, and I've recently finished my thesis on radiation surges and my invention, the Gefjun Disturber. With that said, if you are involved with the engineering program, congratulations, you'll be under my tutilege.

Because some of you may

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[wrathfulpawn]

...I'm glad I'm not in your class.

You're crazy.

[pipingly]

I'm fortunate that I've already weeded out one weakling among the academic patch.

My apologies to the professors you are going to disappoint.

[wrathfulpawn]

Already? You just don't stop to breath, do you?

I haven't disappointed any of them yet.

[pipingly]

If you would use that brain of yours for something other than wise ass retorts, maybe you would have more to say too.

[wrathfulpawn]

I have plenty to say when needed. Maybe you're just jealous.

[pipingly]

...

I want you to know that this has been printed out and will be placed in the professor's lounge in Pine Hall, and possibly all the other academic buildings for the others to see.

What's your name, kid, you're awfully funny.

[wrathfulpawn]

...What?

Okay, so what? I don't care what they think. They're going to be wrong no matter what.

You figure it out.