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[pinwheel_sight]

Wow, I... I went to Jamaica, but I guess I didn't miss any work. I don't remember paying for a plane ticket, but who cares? I feel great. I wish I had gotten a tan. I would look really hot with a tan. I'm so cool.

Comments

[glamorouscosmos]

Hee, hee. You are really cool! Did you bring me back something from Jamaica?

[pinwheel_sight]

*looks around and finds nothing* Nothin' but my love, sweetheart.

[glamorouscosmos]

If you're talking about platonic love, I want some now!

[pinwheel_sight]

Uh, um... *pulls a pirate action figure out of his pocket and gives it to her before wandering off*

[twistedfishcake]

Man, I'm feeling awesome today.

[twistedfishcake]

Oh yeah, you're not cool. You're the biggest dork I know.

[pinwheel_sight]

Yeah? Well you're a right bloody git, you know that?

[twistedfishcake]

I know you're from New York, so you can just drop that right now, you bunnie-ear-wearing-in-denial-about-your-bisexuality-whale-penis.