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[pinwheel_sight]

Just to set some things straight:

I'm not gay. I appreciate a woman's body as much as any man does.

I... didn't really... um, well apparently I like men as well, but God Jesus Christ, I don't really know anything about that. I'm not going to hit on you or touch your ass or ew even do anything like that. What I did was a one time type of thing

Comments

[twistedfishcake]

Hell yeah, me too. Women got some fabulous bodies. Have you seen that rack on Tsunade?

*cough* Denial...

[pinwheel_sight]

She's got a nice rack, to be sure.

Shut up.

[twistedfishcake]

Hey, I like boys too. Nothing wrong with that.

You wanna have a threesome with Ino sometime?

[pinwheel_sight]

I guess.

Isn't she mad at you?

[notyo_bitchling]

I seriously hope you were drunk to have taken it from Naruto and still say you're straight.

[pinwheel_sight]

Why?

[notyo_bitchling]

Because denial is a pathetic thing.

[pinwheel_sight]

Who the hell are you?

[xkimikinsx]

Naruto...
Man I didn't know you were so easy.

[pinwheel_sight]

I'm not.

[xkimikinsx]

You come to Naruto's beck and call. You could stop by my place sometime too.

[pinwheel_sight]

No!

[glamorouscosmos]

*sobs heavily*

[pinwheel_sight]

What are you-- what? Don't do that.

[glamorouscosmos]

*continues to sob heavily, putting her face in her hands* Why shouldn't I...?

[pinwheel_sight]

Why are you?

[momochipants]

Hey, men like you and me are too sexy to only be looked upon one sex.

A certain silver-haired person used to hit on me. It was...disturbing, to say the least.

[pinwheel_sight]

Why do random people keep talking to me?

[glamorouscosmos]

Don't listen to him. He just wants you to be gay like him and destroy the world's population.

[momochipants]

At least, if I was to prostitute myself, I am sure I can make more money than you in a hour?

Why? Because I am clean. NO STDs, shitty attitude. All business, hank-loving 24/7.

Besides, I can work miracles with people's hair.