maybe i should study?

[pinkie_da]

behold: a quiz from my arthurian romance night class [that i have since given the ax] and my answers (which were read aloud in either great amusement or great bitterness---i'll never know which)]:

Q. why did lancelot take the hair from the comb?

A. he was making his entrepreneurial debut as an elite wig-maker, specializing in the type for wee bald

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[crown_the_queen]

Way to be AMAZING, kiddo! I can't stop laughing. Who else would have the wit + balls at this blasted university to do that? *high five* 'ATTA GIRL!

*MUAH* Adore ya, toots.

(So not even 24 hours after said luncheon of fabulousness, I discover that LuPone will be playing Frank's momma on 30 Rock. I call it destiny, yo. Either that or you know some sort of Merlin magic + I owe you my first born?)

[pinkie_da]

I try to work my magic as often as I can, bro.

I adore you, dollface!

I'm opting for the Merlin magic considering I want nothing to do with a small person of my own--let alone taking care of someone else's brat. I would make such an awful mother. Like, if my kid came home with a rendering of our family and all it was was just a random conglomeration of squiggly lines, I would deem it awful and tear it up. Sorry! TRY AGAIN.

When will primetime be LuPWNed?

[crown_the_queen]

You'd make the perfect Mommie Dearest. ;) (Back-handed compliment or what?) Go all Joan Crawford on their li'l ass...

*sigh* Sadly, no official word on an air date yet. Yet, when I get wind of it, you'll be the first to know.

[gypsygem81]

oh man, you are insane. Though why are you dropping the Arthurian legends class?! Sounds awesome!

How the devil are you, girlie? I have not spoken to you in yonks. Though I shallll not be speaking to you again til after the weekend as I am going on another school trip, just in case you thought that I asked how you were and then ignored you for three days. 'Tis not the case.

[pinkie_da]

Because the profy has only given 3 As on record--over the span of 36 years--that's why. Wasn't the material, at all! I'm all for some courtly romance.

That's quite a loaded question of which I'm sure how to answer without boring you with the details. Overall, life is humdrum!! School --> Eat --> Sleep --> Rinse, Repeat, Wash. I've got a few things lined up in the summer as far as screening old movies for the local elderly and I've joined a swing dancing club at school, which will be a blast as soon as I teach those people how to dress. ::snicker::

How lucky are you? To be in a profession where you get to travel with young, impressionable small folk! Such fun!

[gypsygem81]

Sounds like your a busy bee!!

[metromoviestar]

GO FLYING HIGH WITH RIO AN' HE'LL GIVE YOU SOME CHEESE.

pantsless o' mah heeeaaaarrrtttt.

Nelson, you're just not the wrestling type!

How do you know (is that what he says?)...wanna rassle?

...MmmHMMMM......uh-UH....UH-UH.....::collapses with the giggles:: Oh, I give up.

They are SO INAPPROPRIATE. On the RADIO, even.

One love,
The Humperdink

(This was the most RANDOM comment ever. And yet you are guffawing a little in your heart. I CAN SEE YOU.)

[pinkie_da]

YOU DON'T GET A COMMENT.

inner

inner inner

MWAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

(ignore the fact that this is, in fact, a comment.)

[metromoviestar]

shushup, you, i'm reading the bachelor message boards.

::snickers::

actually no i'm going to the barn now, but i'll talk to you tonight, okies? I HAVE STORIES WHICH YOU NEED TO HEAR. ABOUT THE ELDERLY.

[pinkie_da]

yuh, i've been at school since 9:30 in the am and will be home around 9. which will not sound like a big deal to you, but i'm going nutso---i made a lofty fort out of theatre books and screenplays, son. then i got yelled at and had to demolish my building. ME was the wrecking ball, which i felt was appropes.

I WANN'GO HOME!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

i just bought some chicken soup which is soothing mah tummy because I FINALLY GOTS THE CURSE. i guess i don't have to start shopping for mobiles at pottery barn after all. i'm ignoring the fact that in order to become prego one must have had secks first. can you get prego if you have butt secks? i don't think so. herein concludes sex ed with sanspants o'malley.

YAY FOR STORIES ABOUT THE ELDERLY. talk to you tonight!

xxoo

Good Day all, swell message board

[anonymous]

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