maybe i should study?
behold: a quiz from my arthurian romance night class [that i have since given the ax] and my answers (which were read aloud in either great amusement or great bitterness---i'll never know which)]:
Q. why did lancelot take the hair from the comb?
A. he was making his entrepreneurial debut as an elite wig-maker, specializing in the type for wee bald people (or average-height people with really small craniums). he boasts a celebrity clientele of gary coleman and the "egg that just wouldn't crack".
Q. why was lancelot's bed bloody?
A. a horse's head was placed there in the night by a corleone family member. YOU DON'T BETRAY THE FAMILY, CAPEESH?
there were more questions, but i can't 'member them.
oh! and a shoutout to crown_the_queen, who is the definition of fabulous and my first ub chum!!! thank you for such a fun lunch, m'lady!!! heart heart heart heart.
i'm off to shovel. have a nice night everyone!