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and YOU! be a... crab!
DO THE WORM! -
artists i probably would have macked on given they weren't dead or old
bob dylan
lou reed
johnny cash
wayne coyne
david byrne -
not shellfish, though. i will not stop being shellfish.
i've decided to stop being selfish.
we'll see if i still get what i want. -
i suppose it's almost like a joke...
Q: what's worse than realizing that one of the guys you dated looked like isaac brock (modest mouse)?
A: realizing that he now looks more like wayne cambell (wayne's world). -
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"the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a fuck for luck
they hump them thirteen times a night
one hangs a hat upon her tit
one carves a cross on her behind
they do not give a shit for wit
the boys i mean are not refined
they come with girls who bite and buck
who cannot read and cannot write
who laugh like they ( Read more... ) -
update.
46 days until my birthday -
baristas heart me.
i walk up to starbucks counter. awkward, yet charming redhead male barista waves at me.
barista: hey, what can i get you?
me: hmm. i'd like...
barista: i really like your hair!
me: thanks...
barista: and your lip piercing, and your shirt!
me: well i suppose i'm doing alright today, then!
barista nervously laughs
pause
me: i'll have an iced grande soy ( Read more... )
