I got lost. One minute, I was out tryin' to get my skills all better, and the next thing I know I laid down for a nap and everything changed! Ne, Ken-chan, come find me! The numbers say I'm at [XX/YY] but I'm hungry...

Waaah!

That was a good nap, so's how's everybody else doing?

Ne, Ken-chan, how come Big-Boobies has been sleepin' for so's long?

[*a long pause*]

Ne Ken-chan, I bet her chesticles are bouncy, like a trampoline! I'm gonna go try!

So's... hot!

Need... water!

Ne... Ken-chan...

I've been runnin' 'round tryin' t' find things t' fight an' eat an' I ain' got no luck! Where's some big monster for me to mash, 'r some abandoned confetti candy store 'r pork bun place? An' I want tea!

Waah, I'm so's hungry!

Ne, ne, Ken-chan, when're we gonna go out to the Wastes again?

Lots of people are coming and going, but I'm still here! It's been pretty fun, lots of friendly people and time with Ken-chan, and people we know keep showing up! Yay!

I'm gonna go find some candy for my daily snackrifice!

Hmm, I dunno where Ken-chan went! I was outside fillin' buckets with water an' goin' an' throwin' them at the weird flowers in the Wastes an' he weren' here when I got back! I dunno who I got to reach stuffs on the high shelves now, an' I hid all my snackrifices up there so's nobody else could get 'em ( Read more... )

[At first, all that is seen is wind-whipped tree branches. The view slowly turns to show a somewhat docile and scared looking rabbit sitting in the crook of a branch, further turning to reveal Yachiru suspended by a branch which somehow shoved itself through the back of her shirt ( Read more... )

[Yachiru can be seen gathering her stuff, pausing to press the button before leaning in super-close to the screen]

Ken-chan! I found a newcomer named Checkers-san 'r somethin'! I'm gonna go find him an' bring him t' the clinic!

Hey Kirkipus-taichou, this guy says he's yer friend so's ya should come t' the clinic run by Brai... [she visibly ( Read more... )

[Yachiru is seen pacing around her room, clearly talking to her killer bunny]A pipsqueak! That's what that Fuzzy guy called me! An' I was just bein' friendly too! I wonder if he an' Kirkipus-taichou would really be my friends! I don' got lots o' friends Bunny-bun! I got you an' Ken-chan an' Weasel-kun an' Alsy-walsy an' Shorty-taichou an' ( Read more... )